11Everyone will not get everything.
This is the way of life .
Don't try to get what is not yours.
But don't dare to loose which is yours..
English
20A teacher asked what is forgiveness?
A cute little girl gave this reply :
It is the wonderful smell that a flower gives
even when it is being crushed.
English
200Zindagi to kisi aur ki bakshi hui amaanat hai Faraz
hum to faqat saanson ki rasam ada karte hain..
Urdu |
00It has been rightly said
measure your words and control your actions,
for it takes a lifetime to build a relation and
just a moment to destroy it.
English
10Give a man a truth, and he will think for a day.
Teach a man to reason, and he will think for a lifetime..
English |
31You don't need someone to complete you.
You only need someone to accept you completely..
English |
31Three stupid stages of life :
Teen-age: Have time and energy but no money
Working-age: Have money and energy but no time
Old-age: Have time and money but no energy..
English
10Mohammed, a Pakistani child entered his classroom
on the first day of school in USA.
'What's your name?', asked the teacher.
'Mohammed' - answered the kid.
'You are in America now..
From Now your name will be Johnny' - replied the teacher.
In the evening Mohammed returned home.
'How was your day, Mohammed?' - asked his mother.
'My name is not Mohammed. I am in America and
now me name is Johnny'.
'Ah, are you ashamed of your name,
are your trying to dishonour your parents,
your heritage, your religion? Shame on you', and
she beats him. Then she calls his father and
he too beats him.
The next day Mohammed returned to school.
When the teacher saw him with all the bruises she asked
'What happened to you little Johnny?'
'Well Madam, 4 hours after becoming an American..
I was attacked by two Pakistani's..at home..'
English
194अक्सर लोगों के मोबाइल चोरी हो जाते हैं
या फिर तेज़ bike से छीने जाते हैं
साहब रिपोर्ट में गुमा हुआ लिखवाते हैं
कौन जाने उनमें से कितने ही मिल पाते हैं
आखिर क्यों चोरी के मोबाइल network coverage पाते हैं
क्यों नहीं वो permanent lock हो जाते हैं
क्यों वो service centre गए बिना factory reset हो जाते हैं
क्यों उनके parts grey market में बिक जाते हैं
साहब मोबाइल ढूंढें कैसे
इस शहर में लापता कई दर्जन आदमी मिल नहीं पाते हैं ..
Hindi |
30In life all failures are due to two reasons:
1. Actionless Thoughts, &
2. Thoughtless Actions
So one should take care of both
Thoughts n Actions..
English
00Simple But True :
If Your Name is on the building, you're RICH.
If Your Name is on your desk, you're MIDDLE CLASS.
If Your Name is on your shirt, you're POOR..
English |
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