Daru ki wajah se barbaad ek aadmi
apne ghar se Daru ki khaali bottles fek raha tha.
Pehli fek kar bola: Teri wajah se meri naukri chali gayi.
Dusri fek kar bola: Teri wajah se mera ghar chala gaya.
Teesri fek kar bola: Teri wajah se meri biwi chali gayi.
Fir fourth uthaai to woh bhari hui nikli..bola..
tu side mein ho ja, isme tera koi kasoor thode hi hai.

9714

Hindi

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My manner of living is plain and I do not mean
to be put out of it. A glass of wine and
a bit of mutton are always ready. - George Washington

44

English |

There are two things that will be believed
of any man whatsoever,
and one of them is that he has taken to drink.
- Booth Tarkington

64

English |

Nasha pila ke giraana to sab ko aata hai
mazaa to jab hai ke girton ko thhaam le saaqi
kahin khaali pyaale hain, kahin saagar labaalab hain
ye kya daur hai saaqi, yeh kya taqseem hai saaqi..

51

Urdu |

Alcohol and calculus don't mix.
Never drink and derive.

112

English |

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Daru se nasha badhta hai
nashe se junoon
junoon se mehnat
mehnat se paisa
paise se izzat
isliye izzat paane ke liye
Daru peena bahut zaroori hai..

12137

Hindi |

साक़ी के हाथ में पैमाना हो
तो महफ़िल में सुरूर कैसे हो ..

133

Hindi |

Sharaabi apne ghar ko taala nahi lagaate
botal aur dil dono khula rakhte hain
mood ho to aa jao..

118

Hindi |

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Aaj utni nahi mai-khane mein,
Jitne kabhi chhod diya karte the paimane mein..

- Vikas Umrao

65

Urdu |

He who drinks one glass of wine a day
will live to die some other way.

172

English |

Hum To Nikle The
Talash-e- Ishq
Me Tanhaiyo Se Darr Kar.

.
.

Magar.....

.

.

Garmi bohut thi!
hum beer pee kar waapas aa gaye.

6221

Hindi |

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अच्छी पी ली ख़राब पी ली
जैसी पायी शराब पी ली ..

85

Hindi |

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