Teacher: Dhritrashtra ke 100 putra the aur
Paandu ke sirf 5, aisa kyun..?
Student: Madam, jinki aankhein hoti hain,
unhe aur bhi kaam hote hain..

90

Hindi

Teacher: Why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor..?
Student: You told me to do it without using tables.

43

English |

Teacher: Dhritrashtra ke 100 putra the aur
Paandu ke sirf 5, aisa kyun..?
Student: Madam, jinki aankhein hoti hain,
unhe aur bhi kaam hote hain..

90

Hindi

Two commerce students talking

X- oh sorry yaar heard about your breakup... :(

Y- yup

X- You must be sad na..

Y- No yaar. We are commerce students!

I have kept 1 gf as reserve for doubtful debts..

- Tarun Goma

131

English |

Father: What were the two hardest things
you learnt in the college..?
Son: Opening beer bottles with teeth &
lighting 10 cigarettes with onle one match stick..

54

English

Kaash koi exam result ka insurance karwaa deta,
to har exam ke pehle premium bharwaa dete,
paas hote to theek,
warna insurance claim karwaa lete..

151

Hindi

Raj: Meet my wife Divya.
Sunil: Oh! i know her.
Raj: Know her..How?
Sunil: We'd been sleeping together.
Raj: What the hell..
Sunil: 10 years ago..in the history class.

110

English

Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree,
but also admitted it.
So do you know why his father didn't punish him?
Student: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

51

English |

Teacher: Which was the first silent film in english?
Tintu: If the film was silent, How could U know it was english?

130

English

If ever you start missing your college days
ur class ur friend circle, ur canteen or
anything abt ur college then..
just open ur mark sheet,
saara nasha utar jaayega.

90

Hindi

Principal: Late kyun aaye?
Student: Bike broke down.
Principal: Bus mein nahi aa sakte the?
Student: Maine bola tha sir,
par aapki beti ke nakhre bade hain..

61

Hindi

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