Haathi aur cheenti ki love marriage hui.
Doosre din hi haathi mar gaya.
Cheenti boli: Waah ri mohabbat ,
ek din love " id="link1" class="smsLink"> pyaar ke naam kiya aur
saari umar kabr khodne ka kaam diya!

32

Hindi
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A innocent Dhamki:
As the thief was leaving the house,
the kid woke up and said,
"Mera school bag bhi le kar jaao..
warna main mummy ko uthaa doonga."

42

Hindi

People who think they know everything
are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
- Isaac Asimov

20

English |

Do you want a Free Recharge card number?
Go down..
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Scratch here with a blade..

30

English

This year's Oscar Winners
just got shocked when they saw you
winning First Prize under Late Comer category..
Congratulations..!!

30

English |

To succeed in life , you need three things:
a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.
- Reba McEntire

10

English |

Principal: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya to fine dena hoga.
1st time: 100 Rs.
2nd time: 200 Rs.
3rd time: 300 Rs.
Munna bhai interrupts n says:
ae maamu, monthly paas kitne mein hai..?

31

Hindi

Bumper Offer!
Send me an SMS and WIN
10 lac ki car ka photo
32 inch LED TV ka dibba
USA jaanewale plane ko TATA karne ka mauka
aur mere saath Dinner woh bhi aapke ghar par..
So HURRY..! Good Morning ..!

143

Hindi |

Ek shaks doctor ke paas aaya aur bola:
Doctor sahib, mujko ek bimari hai.
Doctor ne kaha bola kya bimari hai..?
Usne jawab diya: Mujhko aawaz dikayi nahi deti..

- Salman Ali

30

Hindi |

Bus itna hi kaha tha ki main barso ka pyasa hun
usne pipe muhn mein daal kar motor hi chala di..

41

Hindi |

A boy said I Love U to a girl
But
Girl replied: Sorry i Love someone else.

The boy in sad mood looked at the girl & said










Batau tere baap ko..

00

Hindi |

In court Judge to Lady:
You are really very brave, Daaku ko bahut maara tumNe.
Lady: Mujhe kya pata daaku tha,
main samjhi mere pati ghar dair se aaye hain.

50

Hindi |

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