31Biwian apne pati ko A.G. kyun kehti hain..?
Kyonki Bhartiya biwian sanskaari hoti hain,
sabke saamne 'Abe Gadhe' nahi keh sakti isliye
short form se bulati hain..A.G.!
Hindi
00Olx ad
FOR SALE - Complete set of Encyclopedia in good condition.
Reason for selling: No longer needed. Got married. Wife knows EVERYTHING.
English |
10Men are idiots and I married their king.
English |
40Wife : Darling, mujhse koi aisi baat kaho
ki main khush bhi ho jaaun aur gussa bhi..
Husband : Tum meri zindagi ho aur..
Wife : Aur kya? Tell me aur kya?
Wife shouted tell me aur kya?
Husband : Aur laanat hai aisi zindagi par.
Hindi
1419Husband to Hotel Manager: Jaldi chalo,
meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai.
Manager: Sorry Sir, yeh aapka personal matter hai.
Hum ismein kuch nahi kar sakte.
Husband : Sir, khidki nahi khul rahi hai.
Hindi |
20While creating wives,
God promised man that Good, Quiet and Obeying Wives
will be found in all the corners of the world &
then he created an oval earth..
English
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English
11Eighty percent of married men cheat in America.
The rest cheat in Europe.
English
00A woman was telling her friend , "I made my husband a millionaire."
"And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend .
The woman replied, "A billionaire.
English
00Two Most Important People in a Man's Life :
1. Mother.
2. Wife .
One brings You in this World Crying,
&
Other Ensures that You Continue to do So...!
English
20Son: Dad, when did you go to Egypt?
Dad: Never.
Son: Then where did you get mummy from..?
English
00Marrying twice is right choice.
Explaining reason for having two wives,
"Monopoly is always demanding &
Competition improves service.."
English
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