Behosh Aadmi Ko Dekh Kar Dr: Yeh Mar Chuka Hai. Tabhi Quotes

Behosh aadmi ko dekh kar Dr: Yeh mar chuka hai.
Tabhi aadmi bola: Main zinda hun.
Aadmi ki biwi boli: Tum chup raho,
itna bada Dr. kya jhooth bolega.

Jo Biwi apne husband se darti hain,
woh seedhe swarg mein jaati hain,
aur jo nahi darti hain,
Unke liye to Dharti hi swarg hai..

Don't marry for money;
you can borrow it cheaper.

Wife : Tussi mainu kinna pyaar karde ho?
Pati: Shah Jahaan jinna.
Wife : Tussi V mere maran to baad Taj banaaoge?
Pati: Main ta kado da Agre plot lae ke baithaa haan..
teri hi der hai.

Husband messages Wife : Hi, what are you doing, darling?
Wife : I am dying.
Husband (very happily): Oh my dear! How can i live without you?
Wife : You Idiot, I am dying my hair.

A man placed an ad in the classifieds: " Wife wanted."
The next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

Wife to husband : Stop looking at girls..you are married now.
husband : You mean, if i am on a diet..i can't even look at the menu.