Two sardaars were talking.
1st: Is Harbhajan Singh, the cricketer, male or female?
2nd: Female.
1st: How?
2nd: Just now the commentator told a wonderful delivery by him.

12

English
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Girl:Tum Ladke Sab ek jaise kyon Hote ho?
Boy: Tum sabko kyon try karti ho..?

- Hemant Singh
46

Hindi |

The clergyman on his vacation wrote a long letter
concerning his traveling experiences to be circulated among
the members of the congregation.
The letter opened in this form:
"Dear Friends:
"I will not address you as ladies and gentlemen,
because I know you so well."

10

English |

If you look like your passport picture,
you probably need the trip.

00

English |

Zooby Doobi


Zooby Doobi


Zooby Doobi


Zooby Doobi


Zooby Doobi


Zooby Doobi


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Msg kya padh rahe ho..


Zooby ko bachao. Woh doob jayegi.

35

Hindi

Hansa: AUTOMATICALLY matlab?
Praful: Jab auto mein baith kar koi ladki ganji ho jaaye
to usko kehte hain,
AUTO-MEIN-TAKLI!!!

32

Hindi

Ladki pataane ka tarika:
Chupke se uske peeche jaa kar use daraao.
Agar woh hasi to samjho pat gai..
Agar gussa hui to zor-zor se chillao,
Didi darr gayi..Didi darr gayi..

102

Hindi

People who think they know everything
are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
- Isaac Asimov

20

English |

Don’t steal, don’t lie and don’t cheat.
The government hates competition..

- Vidhi

21

English |

Na Dekh Aasman ko itni Hasrat se..

ae insaan


Kisi Parindey ne Muh pe Potty Kar Di toh Sari Hasrat Nikal Jayegi..

85

Urdu |

A man doesn't have vacation problems:
his boss tells him when to take them,
and his wife tells him where..

00

English |

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