Bhoot Ka Beta Apni Maa Se Bola, Maa, Main Kitnaa Daraawanaa Quotes

Bhoot ka beta apni maa se bola,
Maa, main kitnaa daraawanaa hun..?
Maa boli- Beta tu to fir bhi theek hai,
unko dekh jo yeh sms padh rahe hain.

Every second GOD remembers you.
Every minute GOD blesses you.
Every hour GOD cares for you.
Because every day i pray for you,
"Bachcha moorakh hai..lekin apna favourite hai.."

Some facts about ur life :
1. Any similarity between u n a human being is a pure coincidence.
2. I don't know what makes u so stupid but whatever it is, it works.
3. I heard u got a brain transplant n the brain rejected you.
Plz don't thank me for insulting u.
It was my pleasure!

Two Great Facts in this World :
Fact 1: You cannot touch your lower lip with your tongue.
Fact 2: After reading fact 1, many idiots would try it.

Who is Hot?
It's U.
Who's Charming?
It's U.
Who's Sweetest?
It's U.
Who's Smart?
It's U.
Who's Darling of Millions?
It's U.
Zyaadaa udo mat, yeh message mujhe aaya tha..

Galileo: Great mind.
Einstein: Extraordinary mind.
Bill Gates: Brilliant mind.
Me: Master mind.
U: Never mind.

Teri dosti ki roshni aesi hai ki,
har taraf ujaala nazar aataa hai,
sochtaa hun ghar ki bijli katwaa doo,
kambakht bill bahut aataa hai.