10Man is incomplete until he is married.
Then he is finished.
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10For every idiot there is an equal and opposite idiot.
They are called husband and wife .
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10A man without a woman is like a fish without a bicycle.
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10Bachelors know more about women than married men;
If they didn't, they'd be married too.
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10Men are idiots and I married their king.
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00Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real
happiness was until I got married; then it was too late.
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00I don't worry about terrorism.
I was married for two years.
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20Son: Dad, when did you go to Egypt?
Dad: Never.
Son: Then where did you get mummy from..?
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00I think one of the greatest things about marriage is
that as both husband and father, I can say anything
I want to around the house.
Of course, no one pays the least bit of attention.
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10An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have;
the older she gets the more interested he is in her.
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