10Man is incomplete until he is married.
Then he is finished.
English
10A new metal is added to the periodic chart of chemistry.
Name: Wife
Symbol: Bv
Atomic Weight: Don't even dare to ask!
Physical Properties :
Boils at any time.
Can freeze at any time
Melts if treated with love and care.
Very bitter if mishandled.
Chemical properties :
Very reactive
Highly unstable
Possess strong affinity for gold, silver,diamond and platinum.
Money reducing agent.
Occurrence :
Mostly found in front of the mirror...:D =)) :)
English |
00Wife to husband : Stop looking at girls..you are married now.
husband : You mean, if i am on a diet..i can't even look at the menu.
English
00The trouble with being the best man at a wedding
is that you never get to prove it.
English
20While creating wives,
God promised man that Good, Quiet and Obeying Wives
will be found in all the corners of the world &
then he created an oval earth..
English
00Bachelors should be heavily taxed.
It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.
English
20आज का विचार
Jab bhi koi decision lena ho to pehle Apne dil ki suno,
Phir Dimaag ki suno Aur
Finally Majboor hoke wahi karo
Jo Aapki BIWI chahti hai.
Hindi |
10Man is incomplete until he is married.
Then he is finished.
English
31Husband returns home after drinking 'n says 2 Wife :
Darling, aaj kuch aisi baat karo ke mere kadam zameen pe na tiken...
Wife : VE MOYAA....... FAANSI LAA LE
Punjabi
01
English
20When a newly married couple smiles,
everyone knows why.
When a ten-year married couple smiles,
everyone wonders why.
English
10For every idiot there is an equal and opposite idiot.
They are called husband and wife .
English
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