My Wife And I Were Happy For Twenty Years. Then Quotes

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America.
The rest cheat in Europe.

A woman was telling her friend , "I made my husband a millionaire."
"And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend .
The woman replied, "A billionaire.

I haven't spoken a word to my wife in 18 months.
I don't like to interrupt her.

Every man should get married some time;
after all, happiness is not the only thing in life !!

A new metal is added to the periodic chart of chemistry.
Name: Wife
Symbol: Bv
Atomic Weight: Don't even dare to ask!
Physical Properties :
Boils at any time.
Can freeze at any time
Melts if treated with love and care.
Very bitter if mishandled.
Chemical properties :
Very reactive
Highly unstable
Possess strong affinity for gold, silver,diamond and platinum.
Money reducing agent.
Occurrence :
Mostly found in front of the mirror...:D =)) :)

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.