My Wife And I Were Happy For Twenty Years. Then Quotes

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

Specially for Valentine's day

Wife (waking up from her sleep ): i just had a dream that u bought me a diamond necklace.
Husband : Go back to sleep & wear it. :-)

Losing a wife can be very hard.
In my case, it was almost impossible.

A new metal is added to the periodic chart of chemistry.
Name: Wife
Symbol: Bv
Atomic Weight: Don't even dare to ask!
Physical Properties :
Boils at any time.
Can freeze at any time
Melts if treated with love and care.
Very bitter if mishandled.
Chemical properties :
Very reactive
Highly unstable
Possess strong affinity for gold, silver,diamond and platinum.
Money reducing agent.
Occurrence :
Mostly found in front of the mirror...:D =)) :)

Marrying twice is right choice.
Explaining reason for having two wives,
"Monopoly is always demanding &
Competition improves service.."

Husband aur Wife ghoomne gaye.
Raaste mein ek gadha ghaas khaa raha tha.
Husband : Dekho tumhaara rishtedaar ghaas khaa rahaa hai.
Namaste karo.
Wife boli: Namaste sasurji.

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America.
The rest cheat in Europe.