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English
10What is marriage ?
Answer: 1st year:
Alpenlibe - Jee lalchaaye rahaa na jaaye.
2nd year:
TVS - Meelon chalti muskaan.
3rd year:
Kinetic - Sabki hawa nikaal de.
4th year:
Chlormint - Dubaara mat poochna.
English
20A SUPERB ad in paper:
FOR SALE - Complete set of Encyclopedia in good condition.
Reason for selling:
No longer needed. Got married. Wife knows EVERYTHING!
English
00I was married by a judge.
I should have asked for a jury.
English
00How do most men define marriage ?
A very expensive way to get your laundry done free.
English
10A man, upon his engagement, went to his father and said,
"I've found a woman just like mother!"
His father replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"
English
20Wife : Honey, what r u looking for?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Y hv U been reading our marriage certificate for an hour?
Husband : I was just looking for the expiry date.
English
20Son: Dad, when did you go to Egypt?
Dad: Never.
Son: Then where did you get mummy from..?
English
00I bought my wife a new car. She called and said,
"There was water in the carburetor." I said,
"Where's the car?"
She said, "In the lake."
English
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English
10Husband messages Wife : Hi, what are you doing, darling?
Wife : I am dying.
Husband (very happily): Oh my dear! How can i live without you?
Wife : You Idiot, I am dying my hair.
English |
10A psychiatrist is a person who will
give you expensive answers
that your wife will give you for free.
English
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