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10Losing a wife can be very hard.
In my case, it was almost impossible.
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00Wife : I think, Honey, I'll take one of the children to the park with me.
Which one do you think would go best with this dress..?
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20A SUPERB ad in paper:
FOR SALE - Complete set of Encyclopedia in good condition.
Reason for selling:
No longer needed. Got married. Wife knows EVERYTHING!
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01I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
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00A woman was telling her friend , "I made my husband a millionaire."
"And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend .
The woman replied, "A billionaire.
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00It's not true that married men live longer than single men.
It only seems longer.
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00Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage .
They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
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00She got a mudpack and looked great for two days.
Then the mud fell off.
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00I think one of the greatest things about marriage is
that as both husband and father, I can say anything
I want to around the house.
Of course, no one pays the least bit of attention.
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10Wife : Darling, today is our anniversary.
What should we do..??
Husband : Let us stand in silence for two minutes.
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