नहीं चाहिए सौगातें अम्बर में जाने की
जाने कब ख़त्म होगी प्रथा मैला ढोने की
मैं भी मानव तू भी इंसान
फिर क्यों ना हो ख़त्म घृणा और उपेक्षा ..

147

Hindi |

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God to humans:
Tu karta woh hai jo tu chaahta hai,
par hota woh hai jo Main chaahta hun.
Tu woh kar jo Main chaahta hun,
phir woh hoga jo tu chaahta hai.

233

Hindi

Cheating is like eating fast food.
You might enjoy it at the time,
but later you’ll feel a churning in your stomach &
wish you never done it!

00

English |

Difference between ability and character:
Ability can take you at the top
But
It is character which keeps you at the top..

10

English

Life is full of - Kabhi Kushi Kabhi Gham..
When it ends - Na Tum Jaano Na Hum..
So lets do masti..who knows - Kal Ho Na Ho..

30

English

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अलविदा वो हसरतें
जो ज़िन्दगी को हरा दें
मुमकिन है इंसान का
खुदा हो जाना ..

40

Hindi |

What is the secret of success ..?
I found the answer in my own room.
The fan said BE COOL.
The roof said AIM HIGH.
The window said TAKE PAINS.
The clock said EVERY MINUTE IS PRECIOUS.
The mirror said REFLECT BEFORE U ACT.
The calendar said BE UPTO DATE.
The door said PUSH.
The lamp said MAKE THE LIGHT OF UR FUTURE.

50

English

A Mechanic was removing some engine parts
from a bike when he saw a Heart Surgeon in his shop.
He called the Surgeon and said:
Look at this engine.
I opend its Heart , took the valves out,
repaired and put them back.
So why do I get such a small salary and
you get such a huge sum.?
The Doctor smiled at the Mechanic and
came close to his ear and said:
Try the same thing when the engine is runing..

40

English |

If God would have carved us
to deliver faster results
then human gestation
could not have been 9 months..

20

English |

पानी आँखों का मरा, मरी शर्म और लाज !
कहे बहू अब सास से, घर में मेरा राज !!

भाई भी करता नहीं, भाई पर विश्वास !
बहन पराई हो गयी, साली खासमखास !!

मंदिर में पूजा करें, घर में करें कलेश !
बापू तो बोझा लगे, पत्थर लगे गणेश !!

बचे कहाँ अब शेष हैं, दया, धर्म, ईमान !
पत्थर के भगवान हैं, पत्थर दिल इंसान !!

पत्थर के भगवान को, लगते छप्पन भोग !
मर जाते फुटपाथ पर, भूखे - प्यासे लोग !!

फैला है पाखंड का, अन्धकार सब ओर !
पापी करते जागरण, मचा - मचा कर शोर !!

पहन मुखौटा धर्म का, करते दिन भर पाप!
भंडारे करते फिरें, घर में भूखा बाप !!

4222

Hindi |

We have fixed Minimum Support Price (MSP) for Farmers.
We have fixed GST & Income Tax slabs.
We have fixed tarrifs for TV channels.
We have fixed fuel prices.
We have TRAI, We have IRDAI.
But we do not have Education Regulatory.
Can we have a per child Fee Calculation Matrix
applicable to all private schools in India:
1. Air Condition Charges - 400 / month
2. Swimming Pool Charges - 100 / month
3. School Bus Charges - 1000 / month
4. Ph.D Teacher Fee - 200 / month
5. Post Graduate Teacher Fee - 100 / month
6. Graduate Teacher Fee - 50 / month
7. E-Classroom / Multimedia Fee - 30 / month
8. Miscellaneous Charges - 20 / month
9. Development Fee - 20 / month
10. Staff Salary - 100 / month
11. 10 percent Fee concession for Girl students.
12. 10 percent Fee concession for Armed and Para-Military Force wards.
13. 10 percent Fee concession for Divyang students.
14. 10 percent Fee concession for EWS category.
15. Minimum 30 percent Teachers need to be Ph.D.
16. Minimum 30 percent Teachers need to be Post Graduates.
17. Minimum 40 percent Teachers need to be Graduates..

03

English |

The happiest people
don't have everything in life ..
They just make the best of everything
that life brings their way..

20

English

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