194अक्सर लोगों के मोबाइल चोरी हो जाते हैं
या फिर तेज़ bike से छीने जाते हैं
साहब रिपोर्ट में गुमा हुआ लिखवाते हैं
कौन जाने उनमें से कितने ही मिल पाते हैं
आखिर क्यों चोरी के मोबाइल network coverage पाते हैं
क्यों नहीं वो permanent lock हो जाते हैं
क्यों वो service centre गए बिना factory reset हो जाते हैं
क्यों उनके parts grey market में बिक जाते हैं
साहब मोबाइल ढूंढें कैसे
इस शहर में लापता कई दर्जन आदमी मिल नहीं पाते हैं ..
Hindi |
214Har pal mein pyaar hai,
har lamhe mein khushi hai,
ro ke kho do to yaadein hain..
has ke jee lo to zindagi hai.
Hindi
40An awesome reply:
Girl: Why do you follow me every time?
Boy: When I was a kid, my parents always said
"Keep Following Your Dreams Until You Meet Them....!"
English |
147नहीं चाहिए सौगातें अम्बर में जाने की
जाने कब ख़त्म होगी प्रथा मैला ढोने की
मैं भी मानव तू भी इंसान
फिर क्यों ना हो ख़त्म घृणा और उपेक्षा ..
Hindi |
112Kal rat mere dost ke DADA G uske sapne me aaye aur kaha
- Hemant Singh
"Bachho Dil khol kar PAAP karo"
Qki..
Narak me bilkul jagah nahi hai,
Hum khud diwaro pe baithe hain..
Hindi |
03We have fixed Minimum Support Price (MSP) for Farmers.
We have fixed GST & Income Tax slabs.
We have fixed tarrifs for TV channels.
We have fixed fuel prices.
We have TRAI, We have IRDAI.
But we do not have Education Regulatory.
Can we have a per child Fee Calculation Matrix
applicable to all private schools in India:
1. Air Condition Charges - 400 / month
2. Swimming Pool Charges - 100 / month
3. School Bus Charges - 1000 / month
4. Ph.D Teacher Fee - 200 / month
5. Post Graduate Teacher Fee - 100 / month
6. Graduate Teacher Fee - 50 / month
7. E-Classroom / Multimedia Fee - 30 / month
8. Miscellaneous Charges - 20 / month
9. Development Fee - 20 / month
10. Staff Salary - 100 / month
11. 10 percent Fee concession for Girl students.
12. 10 percent Fee concession for Armed and Para-Military Force wards.
13. 10 percent Fee concession for Divyang students.
14. 10 percent Fee concession for EWS category.
15. Minimum 30 percent Teachers need to be Ph.D.
16. Minimum 30 percent Teachers need to be Post Graduates.
17. Minimum 40 percent Teachers need to be Graduates..
English |
103Ahsaas kaa andaaz badal jaata hai,
Warna aanchal bhi ussi taar se banta hai aur kafan bhi..
Hindi |
39Yeh shaayari kaam nahi unka jo raat din bottlo me doobe raha karte hai,
Yeh to sirf wo kar sakte hai jo nasha kalam se kiya karte hai.
Hindi |
00Who are we to say:
Who is Hindu??
Who is Muslim??
When there is ALI in diwALI n
RAM in RAMzaan..
UNITE MANKIND..
English
11A man is lucky to be the first love of a woman
and a woman is lucky to be the last love of a man.
English
00Bringing joy to one heart with love is better than
one thousand repetitive prayer reciting..
English |
10A great revolution is never the fault of the people
but of the government.
- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
English |
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