82If I subtract my scores then yes
all my Teachers were Great..
English |
2010POT stands for
P - PowerPoint
O - Only
T - Teacher
a teacher who teaches from PowerPoint presentations only..
English |
248Sir: Akbar kaun tha?
- Tarun Goma
RAJ: Pata nahin.
SIR: Padhai ki taraf dhyan do.
RAJ: Sir, Gaurav kaun hai ?
SIR: Pata nahin.
RAJ: Apni beti ki taraf dhyan dijiye..
Hindi |
408A teacher fails when
his students leave the will to study..
English |
216If you think your teacher is tough,
wait until you get a boss .
He doesn't have tenure. - Bill Gates
English |
3014A teacher's training is like pooh
it certainly smells bad
but good for crops..
English |
4415History sir was on leave.
So science sir was asked to set the paper.
The very first question shocked students:
Describe Jhansi ki Rani with a neat diagram and label the parts..
English
429The first lesson of education is
to respect your Teacher and
the second lesson is to read
lesson number one..
English |
186As long as teachers give tests,
there will always be prayer in schools..
English |
5910A teacher is a flower that fades with time
but it leaves its fragrance in the universe..
English |
5317Teacher to student-homework kyun nahi kiya?
Student-sir, light nahi thi.
Teacher-toh mombatti jala leta.
Student-sir,maachis nahi thi.
Teacher-kyu?
Student-puja ghar me rakhi thi.
Teacher-toh le aata.
Student-nahaya nahi tha sir.
Teacher-nahaya kyu nahi tha?
Student-paani nahi tha sir
Teacher-arey, pani kyu ni tha?
Student-sir motor ni chal rahi thi.
Teacher-huh, huh. ab motor ko kya hua?
Student-kitni bar bolu light nahi thi.
Hindi
82If I subtract my scores then yes
all my Teachers were Great..
English |
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