01Dil ko pata tha woh jaroor aayegi,
Dil ko pata tha woh jaroor aayegi,
par kabhi socha na tha ki woh..
surprise mein apna husband bhi saath laayegi.
Hindi
30Ek chota bachha road par potty kar raha tha.
Police ne use pakad liya.
Jab use le jaane lage to bachha bola,
"O Kanoon k rakhwalo, saboot to utha lo."
Hindi
41Meri dukh bhari kahani padho.
"ptdj werrbgjh gbhujik jhgf".
mujhe pata tha..
mera dukh koi nahi samajh payega.
Hindi
40Teacher to student: A=B, B=C so A=C,
Now tell me an example just like that
Student: I love u, u love ur daughter ,
so I love ur daughter .
English
00The pessimist spoke mournfully to his friend :
"It is only to me that such misfortunes happen."
"What's the matter now?", inquired his friend .
The pessimist answered dolefully:
"Don't you see that it is raining..?"
English |
10I may be fat, but you're ugly - I can lose weight..!
English |
10Apni Girlfrnd ke samne dusri ladkiyo ko kaise dekhe.. ??
- Tarun Goma
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Boy: Tum ne us ladki ko dekha....
Wo Kapde usko bilkul suit nehi karte.....
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Girl: Saale.... Tu toh chahta hai k
ladkiyan kapde hi na pehne !!
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Moral: Ladki Ne Pehle Hi Sprite Pee li thi.. :P
Hindi |
10Cat: How old are you?
Elephant: I am just five.
Cat: 5? How come, you look so big?
Elephant: I am a complan boy.
Elephant how old r u?
Cat: I am just 30.
Elephant: 30? But you are looking so small?
Cat: I am a santoor girl..
English
10A naughty kid was sitting on the toilet but potty was not coming.
After many efforts he got frustrated and shouted:
Aley aa jaa yaal,
main tujhe khaa thori jaunga..
Hindi |
10Do CHUHE Bike pe ghum rahe the...
Tabhi ek SHER ne lift mangi..
To ek CHUHA bike se utar kar bola-
"soch le,
fir teri Maa kahegi ki Gundo ke saath ghum raha tha."
Hindi
00A boy said I Love U to a girl
But
Girl replied: Sorry i Love someone else.
The boy in sad mood looked at the girl & said
Batau tere baap ko..
Hindi |
32Arz hai
LADKI Ro-Ro kar LADKE Se Keh Rahi Hai
Wah Wah!
LADKI Ro-Ro kar LADKE Se Keh Rahi Hai
Haath Chhod kamine Meri Naak Beh Rhi Hai!
Hindi
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