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Every moment of your life is a picture
which you had never seen before and
which you will never see again.
So enjoy and live life and
make each moment beautiful.

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Keep your words soft and tender because
tomorrow you may have to eat them.

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At the end all things are OK.
If not OK then it is not the end.

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Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love .
----------Albert Einstein

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You are what your deep, driving desire is.
As your deep, driving desire is, so is your will.
As your will is, so is your deed.
As your deed is, so is your destiny.
- Upanishads

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Cheating is like eating fast food.
You might enjoy it at the time,
but later you’ll feel a churning in your stomach &
wish you never done it!

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The relations which require effort
to be maintained are never true and
if relations are true they never require
any effort to be maintained.

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Mohammed, a Pakistani child entered his classroom
on the first day of school in USA.
'What's your name?', asked the teacher.
'Mohammed' - answered the kid.
'You are in America now..
From Now your name will be Johnny' - replied the teacher.
In the evening Mohammed returned home.
'How was your day, Mohammed?' - asked his mother.
'My name is not Mohammed. I am in America and
now me name is Johnny'.
'Ah, are you ashamed of your name,
are your trying to dishonour your parents,
your heritage, your religion? Shame on you', and
she beats him. Then she calls his father and
he too beats him.
The next day Mohammed returned to school.
When the teacher saw him with all the bruises she asked
'What happened to you little Johnny?'
'Well Madam, 4 hours after becoming an American..
I was attacked by two Pakistani's..at home..'

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Man masters nature not by force but by understanding.
- Jacob Brownowski

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