रोज़गार है तो सोमवार है, वर्ना सातों दिन रविवार हैं.. Quotes

रोज़गार है तो सोमवार है,
वर्ना सातों दिन रविवार हैं..

A stranger to a child: Beta, itni chocolate khaoge to bimaar ho jaoge!
Bachcha: Mere dadaji 100 saal jiye thhe.....
Stranger: Vo chocolate khate thhe?
Bachcha: Nahi vo apne kaam se kaam rakhte thhe....

Well I have a microphone
and you don't
so you will listen to every damn word
I have to say!
- Adam Sandler

Yamraaj ne ek ladke ki jaan le li to
Chitragupt ne poocha ki isko waqt se pehle kyon maara..
Yamraaj bole,
"Month end mein target jo poora karna hai.."

Attachment is not when two people chat day & night..
its when someone e-mail u and adds an image or data file with it..

A mosquito cried out in pain:
"A chemist has poisoned my brain!"
The cause of his sorrow
was para-dichlorodiphenyltrichloroethane.

Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
Sam: No sir, I don’t have to, my mom is a good cook.