PA: Sir, Aap Office Mein Shaadi Shuda Aadmiyon Ko Hee kyon rakhte hain..?
Boss : Kyonki Unhe Beizzati Sehne ki Aadat Hoti hai.

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Hindi |

A king who keep all resources with him and
does not provide arms to infantry shall perish..

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A man was shouting at me today
and I was thinking what is the meaning of Baboon!!

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A good manager picks a dead mouse
puts it in a cage & tells everyone that
they have caught a lion alive.

A good leader picks a dead mouse
puts it in a plastic bag
to dispose off in the garbage.

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It is hard to soar with Eagles
when you work with turkeys.

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This employee is depriving a village somewhere
of an idiot.

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English |

A pig is a pig
no matter on which storey of building it sits and
a lion in a cage is still a lion..

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English |

Most bosses are only alive because
it is illegal to shoot them.

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Boss : What do you mean by such language?
Are you the manager here or am I..?
Assisstant: I know I'm not the manager.
Boss : Very well, then, if you're not the manager,
why do you talk like a blamed idiot..?

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