आप खुश रहना चाहते हैं या
दुखी रहना चाहते हैं
यह केवल इसपर निर्भर करता है
कि आप क्या रहना चाहते हैं ..

113

Hindi |

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All news channels have understood that
we are interested more in number of daily covid cases then
listening to farm bills and farmers protest..

01

English |

एक शख़्स ने अपनी इतनी फ़ज़ीहत करवाई
जब भी पड़ा थप्पड़ तो उसे tweet याद आई
जंग में पयादों के मरने का ग़म
उफ़ ये मोहब्बत उफ़ ये रुसवाई ..

20

Hindi |

Vaani mein sui bhale hi rakho,
par usme dhaga daal kar rakho,
taaki sui keval ched hi na kare,
aapas mein mala ki tarah jod kar bhi rakhe..

112

Hindi |

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Everything that happens happens as it should,
and if you observe carefully, you will find this to be so.
- Marcus Aurelius

10

English |

Words From the pages of my Life :-
Maturity is not when we start speaking "Big Things",
It's when we actually start understanding "Small things".

- Hemant Singh

30

English |

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful.
It's the transition that's troublesome.

10

English |

तालीम अधूरी ही रही
ना बुत्त जान पाये
हाफ़िज़ ने कहा जो बोले ना
और हम जो ना सुने मान आए ..

47

Hindi |

Mohammed, a Pakistani child entered his classroom
on the first day of school in USA.
'What's your name?', asked the teacher.
'Mohammed' - answered the kid.
'You are in America now..
From Now your name will be Johnny' - replied the teacher.
In the evening Mohammed returned home.
'How was your day, Mohammed?' - asked his mother.
'My name is not Mohammed. I am in America and
now me name is Johnny'.
'Ah, are you ashamed of your name,
are your trying to dishonour your parents,
your heritage, your religion? Shame on you', and
she beats him. Then she calls his father and
he too beats him.
The next day Mohammed returned to school.
When the teacher saw him with all the bruises she asked
'What happened to you little Johnny?'
'Well Madam, 4 hours after becoming an American..
I was attacked by two Pakistani's..at home..'

10

English

Just when a caterpillar thought the world was over,
it became a butterfly..

20

English |

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