Just because nobody complains
doesn`t mean all parachutes are perfect.
- Benny Hill

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Walking on water and
developing software from a specification are easy
if both are frozen. - Edward V. Berard

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I do not feel obliged to believe that
the same God who has endowed us with senses, reason, and intellect
has intended us to forgo their use
and by some other means to give us knowledge
which we can attain by them. - Galileo Galilei

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Know when to tune out,
if you listen to too much advice
you may wind up making
other peoples mistakes.
- Ann Landers

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All passions lead to exaggeration -
that is why they are passions.

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I used to expect others to do what they said.
Now I just listen to what they say and then observe what they do.
- Confucius

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Education is an admirable thing.
But it is well to remember from time to time that
nothing that is worth knowing can be taught. - Oscar Wilde

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In war, you win or lose, live or die
and the difference is just an eyelash.
- Douglas MacArthur

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Better a good decision quickly than
the best decision too late.
- Harold Geneen

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Nations are born in the hearts of poets;
they prosper and die in the hands of politicians.

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If you only do what you can do,
you'll never be better than what you are.

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I don't want to achieve immortality through my work...
I want to achieve it through not dying. - Woody Allen

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