बच्चा - पापा मैंने Scissor से Paper Quotes

बच्चा - पापा मैंने Scissor से Paper Cutting सीख ली है
अब कौन सी cutting सीखूँ ?
पापा - Hair Cutting & become a Good Barber ..

The little boy wasn't getting good marks in school.
One day he made the teacher quite surprised.
He tapped her on the shoulder and said..
"I don't want to scare you,
but my daddy says if I don't get better grades,
somebody is going to get a spanking."

Oddbods Fuse, Newt, Pogo, Bubbles, Jeff, Slick and Zee
any time of day they are so much fun to see..

The best thing that I like about kids
is that they tell you very clearly
without any doubt or speculations
whether you are welcomed or otherwise..

I think as a kid I always liked to
listen to people.
I loved hearing stories.
- Anna Deavere Smith

Nursery ke student ne Exam Sheet pe susu kar diya..!
Teacher: Yeh kya kiya hai..?
Student: Mummy ne kaha tha ki pehle jo aa raha ho wahi karna..

Little girl: I was punished in school for something that I didn't do.
The mother exclaimed, that’s terrible…What was it that you didn't do..?
Little girl replied, my homework..