Pokémon Go
No need to enter the Darwin Police Station
in order to catch a Sandshrew..

02

English |

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Ek aurat ne 5 Saal ke Bache ko
Cigaret Pite Dekha to bache se Kaha:
Kya tumhare Parents ko Malum hai ki Tum smoke krte ho?
BACHCHA(Dhuwa Chhodte hue):
Mohtarma..!!
Kya aap ke shohar ko maloom hai
ki aap ek gair mard se baate kar rahi hain?

40

Hindi

A innocent Dhamki:
As the thief was leaving the house,
the kid woke up and said,
"Mera school bag bhi le kar jaao..
warna main mummy ko uthaa doonga."

42

Hindi

LKG ke kid ka paper me zero aaya.

Angry Father: What is this?

Kid: Papa, teacher ke pass Star khatam ho gaye, to Moon de diya.

- Hemant Singh
50

Hindi |

Principal: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya to fine dena hoga.
1st time: 100 Rs.
2nd time: 200 Rs.
3rd time: 300 Rs.
Munna bhai interrupts n says:
ae maamu, monthly paas kitne mein hai..?

31

Hindi

एक घर में 2 गधे थे
एक का नाम था "तू गधा "
और दूसरे का नाम था "मैं गधा "
एक दिन "तू गधा " घर से बाहर गया
तो बताओ घर में कौन बचा ??

42

Hindi |

Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhuka-ke sharma-ke galiyon se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Le lo..Bartan……

- Hemant Singh

61

Hindi |

Fatherhood is great because
you can ruin someone from scratch.
- Jon Stewart

00

English |

Cat: How old are you?
Elephant: I am just five.
Cat: 5? How come, you look so big?
Elephant: I am a complan boy.
Elephant how old r u?
Cat: I am just 30.
Elephant: 30? But you are looking so small?
Cat: I am a santoor girl..

10

English

Mrs. Dahi & Bhalla request the pleasure of ur company
to attend the marriage of their son
Kaka Gol Gappa WEDS Bibi Paapdee(D/O Mrs. Kachori & Mr. Samosa of Tikkipur)
at Pastry Hall on 05 Nov 1983, near Jalebi Chowk, Lijjat Papad Nagar.
PIN:420840
Mele chachu ki shaadi mein jalul aana..
Baby boondi., RSVP Masaaley.

11

Hindi

One special surprise for you, close ur eyes .
10 - 9 - 8 - 7 - 6 - 5 - 4 - 3 - 2 - 1..
Surprise cancelled.
Tum ne aankh band hi nahi ki..

21

Hindi

At Traffic Signal Boy Friend to Girl Friend :
Jaan main tumhari aankhon main sara jahan dekh sakta hu.
Pass me ek ladka without helmet khada tha.
Yeh sunte hi bola: Bhai sahab, mujhe sirf itna bata do ki
Aage chaurahe par Helmet ki checking ho rahi hai ya nahi..

- Hemant Singh
32

Hindi |

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