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अब तो यह मुल्क भी ग़ुलाम नहीं
ज़रा इत्मीनान से दफ्तर आने दो साहब ..

Now not even this country is slave
let me come to office little late..

I am without any task
but why are you..

A man was shouting at me today
and I was thinking what is the meaning of Baboon!!

A pig is a pig
no matter on which storey of building it sits and
a lion in a cage is still a lion..

Who said there are awkward situations
there are awkward people too
you just call them Boss ..

Boss : What do you mean by such language?
Are you the manager here or am I..?
Assisstant: I know I'm not the manager.
Boss : Very well, then, if you're not the manager,
why do you talk like a blamed idiot..?

A good manager picks a dead mouse
puts it in a cage & tells everyone that
they have caught a lion alive.

A good leader picks a dead mouse
puts it in a plastic bag
to dispose off in the garbage.