May the rays of Diwali Diyas
illuminate our mind, body and soul
transcending us to planes
visited never before..

141

English |

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Independence of JAVA
Power of UNIX
Popularity of WINDOWS
Luxury of .NET
Efficiency of C
Ease of VB
Robustness of ORACLE
Vision of PHOTOSHOP
Vastness of INTERNET
Compactness of JPG
Richness of BMP
Coverage as YAHOO
Reach-ness of GOOGLE And
Security of NORTON!!!
Many many Happy Returns of Diwali

- Hemant Singh
65

English |

Boy: Mummy, hum saare pathaake is dukaan se lenge.
Mom: Beta yeh shop nahi Girls Hostel hai.
Boy: Par papa to kehte hain ki
yahaan ek se ek pathaaka milta hai.

3713

Hindi |

Diwali Parv hai Khushio ka,
Diwali Parv hai Khushio ka,
Ujalo ka, Laxmi ka.... Is Diwali Aapki Zindagi khushio se bhari ho,
Duniya ujalo se roshan ho, ghar par Maa Laxmi ka Aagman ho...
Happy Diwali

- Hemant Singh
1011

Hindi |

होगा जशन धमाके वाला
सब साथी थामेंगे प्याला
देखो कहीं भूल ना जाना
दिवाली हमारे संग मनाना ..

2223

Hindi |

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One day sunday went to monday 2 see tuesday and ask
wednesday whether
thursay has told friday that saturday is diwali..
Happy Diwali..

187

English |

May millions of lamps illuminate your life
with endless joy, prosperity, health & wealth forever
Wishing u and your family a very
" HAPPY DIWALI"

- Hemant Singh
145

English |

diwali-wishes.jpg

जब दिवाली आती है
मिट्टी की भी कीमत बढ़ जाती है
पटाखों के धुएँ में दुनिया
गाँव की चूल्हे वाली रसोई नज़र आती है ..

509

Hindi |

3 Log aapka phone number maang rahe the,
maine nahi diya.
Par aapke ghar ka PATA de diya hai

woh "DIWALI" per aayenge

unke name hain-

SUKH
SHANTI
SAMRIDDHI
*HAPPY DIWALI*

3510

Hindi |

Full of Light,
Full of Celebrations,
Full of Joy and
Full of Colors..
May Your Deepawali be Full of Flare..
Happy Deepawali..

58

English |

diwali-no-crackers.jpg

Thank you Delhi Idiots for
Celebrating Diwali with Crackers
and Gifting Asthma..

49

English |

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