20Why is Fire Engine RED in color?
Ans: Fire Engine has a Ladder
Ladder has Steps
Steps are to be climbed on Foot
Foot is to be measured by a Ruler
Ruler can be a King or Queen
Elizabeth is the Queen of England
Elizabeth is also the name of a Ship
Ships sail on Water
Water has Fishes
Fishes have Fins
The people of Finland are called Fins
The national flag of Finland is Red
So Fire Engine is RED in color..
English |
10Pati mobile , Patni Sim-card.
Dono mile to hua recharge.
Beta hua to incoming,
Beti hui to outgoing.
Agar kuch na hua to missed call.
Hindi
21One special surprise for you, close ur eyes .
10 - 9 - 8 - 7 - 6 - 5 - 4 - 3 - 2 - 1..
Surprise cancelled.
Tum ne aankh band hi nahi ki..
Hindi
20GST full form - गरीबों से टैक्स
Hindi |
32Hansa: AUTOMATICALLY matlab?
Praful: Jab auto mein baith kar koi ladki ganji ho jaaye
to usko kehte hain,
AUTO-MEIN-TAKLI!!!
Hindi
10If each day is a gift,
I would like to know where I can return mondays..
English |
03I'll admit that the Chinese kids
in math class are pretty smart
but doing it with their eyes closed
that's a bit tricky..
English |
10Heights of :
1) Fashion?
Lungi with a zip.
2) Laziness?
Asking lift for morning walk.
3) Craziness?
Get blank paper xerox.
4) Honesty?
Pregnant woman taking 2 tickets.
5) De-hydration?
Cow giving milk powder.
6) Hope?
A 99 yr. Old woman going for Rs. 295/- recharge to get lifetime incoming.
7) Stupidity?
Looking through key hole of a glass door.
8) Height of free time?
You are reading this whole message..
English |
93Maine kaha Dilruba,
usne kaha Ice-Cream khilaa..
Maine kaha Paise nahi,
usne kaha Aise nahi..
Maine kaha mehngaai hai,
usne kaha Tu bhi mera bhai hai..
Hindi
00Only a man knows a man.
Customer: I need a ladies suit.
Shop-keeper: Wife ke liye chaahiye,
ya koi achcha sa dikhaun?
Hindi
20School me ek bachha chaku liye ghoom raha tha
Teacher: Chaku liye kyun ghoom rahe ho..?
Tumhe sharam aani chaahiye.
Bachha: Gareeb hun Sir, Revolver kahan se laun..
Hindi |
30A haryanvi jaat recently opened up a new chinese restaurant right next to "yo china" in gurgaon...
And named it
"yo bhi china"..
Hindi
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