50लाख कोशिश करूँ भूलने की
मगर एक बात रह - रह कर सताती है
करवाचौथ का व्रत तेरी गर्ल - फ्रेंड रखती है
मेरी उम्र क्यों बढ़ जाती है ..
Hindi |

80Mera dil itna bada hai......
itna bada hai.........
itna bada hai.........
itna bada hai.........
chal rehne de, tere mobile ka screen chota hai..!
Hindi
13Every morning when I open my eyes
I pray to God that
everyone should have a friend like You.
Why should only I suffer..
English |
91Itna kaatil kaise sharmaa lete ho
ek baat to batana dost
bachpan se hi aise ho ya surat aisi bana lete ho..
Hindi |
51पूनम की रात में चाँद बदल जाता है
समय के साथ इंसान बदल जाता है
सोचते हैं कि आपको कभी तंग ना करें
पर सोचते - सोचते ख्याल बदल जाता है ..
Hindi |

47Gabbar: Arre o sambha.. yeh sms padhne waalaa
insaan hai ki langoor..?
Sambha: Sardaar agar reply kiya to insaan ..
nahi kiya to langoor.
Abhi pataa chal jaayega.
Hindi
52Garmi ke mausam mein most importantly
Dhoop mein nikla na karo roop ki rani
gora rang kala na pad jaaye..
Hindi |
58एक बार कुछ बदमाश लड़कों ने College के
- Vikas Umrao
नोटिस बोर्ड पर लिख दिया-
" 50 % लडकियाँ बेवकूफ होती हैं "
लड़कियों ने ये देखा तो उन्हें बहुत बुरा लगा
उन्होंने college में हंगामा खड़ा कर दिया ..!!
कॉलेज प्रबंधन ने तुरंत उस नोटिस को निकलवाया
और उसकी जगह नया नोटिस लगवाया -
"50 % लडकियाँ बेवकूफ नहीं होती हैं "
तब जा के लडकियों का गुस्सा शांत हुआ..
Hindi |
62You are
-sweet like tom
-cute like jerry
-naughty like bugsbunny
-clever like aladin
-happening like ballu
-welders like mougli
Tussi to chalte-firte cartoon ho!!
Hindi
01If I was an artist, you would be my picture!
If I was a poet, you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I’m only a cartoonist..
English |
51New punishment for mobile owners
missed call karne ke liye kaala paani,
sms karne ke liye faansi,
call karne ke liye umar-quaid
But u need not worry,
Kanjoos ko to ek lakh ka inaam hai.
Hindi
27Phool Main Phool,
Phool Jama Phool,
Phool Daar Phool,
Phool Hun Phool.
Ab is SMS ko 'Phool' ke bina padho.
Dekhna tumhara naam aaega.
Hindi |
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