50लाख कोशिश करूँ भूलने की
मगर एक बात रह - रह कर सताती है
करवाचौथ का व्रत तेरी गर्ल - फ्रेंड रखती है
मेरी उम्र क्यों बढ़ जाती है ..
Hindi |
10Kanjuson ka mela laga hai,
prasad mein recharge coupon diya jaa raha hai,
kisi aur ko mat batana,
yeh message sirf selected "KANJUSON" ko bheja Jaa raha hai..
Hindi |
50All human beings have FIVE senses.
Some may have the Sixth sense.
But my friend you are a gifted person.
You have got the Seventh sense:
NONSENSE..!!
English
30In next 5 minutes
many National and International celebrities
will call YOU..!!
They all will ask my mobile number.
Please don't give, I am BUSY..Thanks..
English |
20Who is Hot?
It's U.
Who's Charming?
It's U.
Who's Sweetest?
It's U.
Who's Smart?
It's U.
Who's Darling of Millions?
It's U.
Zyaadaa udo mat, yeh message mujhe aaya tha..
Hindi
41DL9CN5875
DL08AS7724
DL03AA2305
DL08EE0026
HR011A0900
PB05AD2001
CH03AA5432
Itne gaur se kya dekh rahe ho?????
Kal subha in sab gaadiyon par kapdaa maar dena.
Hindi
20In a jungle two tigers running,
four elephants sleeping,
five crocodiles waiting,
ten parrots flying and
one lion sending message
to a cute chimpanzee.
English
51Girl: Meri ek - ek saans pe dus - dus ladke marte hain.
Boy: To tu koi achcha sa Toothpaste kyon nahi karti paagal..
Hindi |
51Koi ek din select karein
Sunday
Monday
Tuesday
Wednesday
Thursday
Friday
Saturday
Aur us din naha liya karein..
Hindi |
20Earth may stop rotation
birds may stop flying
candles may stop melting
fishes may stop swimming
but your brain will never work..
English |
44Really you are marvellous, affectionate, noble, naughty,
unique, natural, nice, intelligent.
In short Mannunni.
Malayalam
51पूनम की रात में चाँद बदल जाता है
समय के साथ इंसान बदल जाता है
सोचते हैं कि आपको कभी तंग ना करें
पर सोचते - सोचते ख्याल बदल जाता है ..
Hindi |
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