64There are two things that will be believed
of any man whatsoever,
and one of them is that he has taken to drink.
- Booth Tarkington
English |
![alcohol.jpg alcohol.jpg](/sms/new/img/alcohol.jpg)
6136मुश्किल है बता पाना
मगर कोशिश मेरा हक़ है
तूने कल रात फिर से पी है
मुझे पूरा शक है..
Mushkil hai bataa paana
magar koshish mera haq hai
tune kal raat fir se pee hai
mujhe poora shaq hai..
Hindi |
134I don't drink;
it dulls the drugs.
English |
21Santa was brought to court on charges of drunken driving.
- Tarun Goma
Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery.
The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted,
“Order! Order!”
Santa responded immediately,
“Thank you , your honour! I’ll have a scotch and soda.”
English |
172He who drinks one glass of wine a day
will live to die some other way.
English |
![glassi.jpg glassi.jpg](/sms/new/img/glassi.jpg)
9722Sharabi: Aaj tab tak piyenge
jab tak samne wale 3 ped (Tree) 6 nahi dikh jate.
Bar manager: Bas karo kamino wahan koi ped nahi hai.
Hindi
34Takht badle kai hazaar magar
parinde pedon par hi sote hain
ruswa hue bhi teri mehfil se to kya
hum aaj bhi paimaana-dar-paimaana peete hain..
Urdu |
60Punish the person, not the whiskey,
Jack never did anything wrong,
and the whiskey itself is innocent.
- Kyle MacDonald,
a Jack Daniel’s drinker from British Columbia
English |
![theka-punjab.jpg theka-punjab.jpg](/sms/new/img/theka-punjab.jpg)
7846एक शराबी सडक पर जा रहा था |
- Tarun Goma
अचानक फिसलकर वह कीचड में गिर गया |
उसी वक्त बिजली चमकी तो शराबी बोला-
हे भगवान एक तो पहले कीचड में गिरा दिया और अब फोटो भी खींच रहे हो |
Hindi |
19634Hum whiskey nahi pite, Hum rum nahi peete,
Hum gham ke naam jam nahi peete,
Agar mil jaye yaaro ki mehfil,
To khuda ki kasam hum kisi se kam nahi peete !
Hindi |
64There are two things that will be believed
of any man whatsoever,
and one of them is that he has taken to drink.
- Booth Tarkington
English |
![white-wine.jpg white-wine.jpg](/sms/new/img/white-wine.jpg)
5811Sharaabi eyes donate karne gaya.
Counter clerk: Kuch kehna chaahte ho?
Sharaabi: Jise lagaao use bata dena,
yeh do peg ke baad khulti hain..
Hindi
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