Fatherhood is great because
you can ruin someone from scratch.
- Jon Stewart

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A hair in the head is worth
two in the brush..

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Physics would have been much, much easier
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if
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if
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the tree itself had fallen on Newton's head instead of the apple!

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English |

Girl:Tum Ladke Sab ek jaise kyon Hote ho?
Boy: Tum sabko kyon try karti ho..?

- Hemant Singh
46

Hindi |

Here's good news for bald heads.
They say, " God made perfect heads".
Those that were not - He covered them with hair.

20

English |

You love someone..you marry someone else..
the one you marry becomes your wife or husband ..
and the one you loved becomes the password of your email id.

11

English

5 panchi ped dali par baithe the.
Shikari ne ek ko mar diya or 3 udd gaye.
Par ek panchi baitha raha.
Kyon?
Bas haramipana hai,
"NAHI HATENGE"

01

Hindi

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USA jaanewale plane ko TATA karne ka mauka
aur mere saath Dinner woh bhi aapke ghar par..
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143

Hindi |

Boy: i love you, main tumhare liye kuch bhi kar sakta hu.


Girl: will u die for me?


Boy: yes.


Girl: will u bring stars for me?


Boy: yes.


Girl: will u delete ur facebook account for me?



Boy: ja behen ja, ghar pe sab pareshan ho rahe honge..

80

Hindi

Kal hum bhi jashan-e-aazadi manate lekin
Hum se koi jhandiyaan cheen kar le gaya..

00

Hindi |

I once drank भांग and then wrote a book.
It was called 'The Big भांग Theory'.

30

Hindi |

Ek ladka - larki hotel main gaye
Waiter: Kya loge?
Larki: Sabjiyo wali gujiya.
Waiter: What ?
Ladka: Yeh momos mang rahi hai.

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Hindi |

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