If at first you don't succeed,
destroy all evidence that you tried.

20

English |
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Father to son: Whenever i beat you,
you don't get annoyed, how you control your anger..?
Son: I start cleaning the toilet seat with your toothbrush.

02

English |

I may be fat, but you're ugly - I can lose weight..!

10

English |

Hansa: AUTOMATICALLY matlab?
Praful: Jab auto mein baith kar koi ladki ganji ho jaaye
to usko kehte hain,
AUTO-MEIN-TAKLI!!!

32

Hindi

कॉलेज की गलियों में अजीब खेल होता है
क्लास के बहाने दिलों का मेल होता है
नोट्स की जगह लवमेल होता है
इसीलिए तो पप्पू हर साल फैल होता है ..

37

Hindi |

Class ki Group Photo dekhte hue Teacher bacchon se kehne lagi:
Jab tum log bade ho kar yeh photo dekhoge to kahoge,
Yeh Raju hai jo America chala gaya...
Yeh Chandu hai jo London chala gaya..
aur yeh pappu hai jo wahi ka wahi reh gaya..
Pappu gusse se bola: "Aur yeh humaari Teacher hain
jinka dehant ho gaya.."

10

Hindi |

A man gave advt. in matrimonial column:
"PATNI CHAHIYE"
He got several replies saying:
"MERI LE JAA"

52

Hindi

Boy to Girl: I Love You..
Girl: I am engaged with someone and i have a boyfriend too.
Boy (After thinking for a while): Dekh le agar kahin adjust hota hun to..

20

Hindi |

Young Harold was late for Sunday-school and
the minister inquired the cause.
"I was going fishing, but father wouldn't let me,"
announced the lad.
"That's the right kind of a father to have," replied the reverend gentleman.
"Did he explain the reason why he would not let you go..?"
"Yes, sir. He said there wasn't bait enough for two."

01

English |

Workers play football,
Managers play tennis,
and CEOs Play golf.

Higher you go, ball goes smaller n u need a better vision!
.
.
.
Aaj se hum kanche khelenge! :

00

Hindi |

Teacher to class - A for..?
Class - Apple.
Teacher - Zor se BOLO
Class - JAI MATA DI..

22

Hindi

A boy threw 6 cricket balls on his girl friend .
Girl: What the hell was that..?.
Boy: its over..

10

English |

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