If At First You Don't Succeed, Destroy All Evidence That Quotes

If at first you don't succeed,
destroy all evidence that you tried.

Shaadi main ek BEAUTIFUL ladki.
Ladke se: Aap dance karoge..??
Ladka style me bola: Yes..
Ladki pyar se: Toh fir aapki kursi main le jaau..

2 beggars met, 2 software engineer met.
Both asked each other the same question.


So which platform are you working on?

If you don't like the way I drive,
stay off the sidewalk.

If you love someone
don't keep in your heart
keep in your nails
because if you fail in love
don't break your heart
just cut the nails..

Heights of :
1) Fashion?
Lungi with a zip.
2) Laziness?
Asking lift for morning walk.
3) Craziness?
Get blank paper xerox.
4) Honesty?
Pregnant woman taking 2 tickets.
5) De-hydration?
Cow giving milk powder.
6) Hope?
A 99 yr. Old woman going for Rs. 295/- recharge to get lifetime incoming.
7) Stupidity?
Looking through key hole of a glass door.
8) Height of free time?
You are reading this whole message..

Patient: Aapne nurse bahut achchi rakhi hai
uske haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta hun,
chaante ki aawaaz mujhe bhi sunaai di thi.