जो देखता हूँ वही बोलने का आदी हूँ
मैं अपने शहर का सबसे बड़ा फ़सादी हूँ.. - शकील शाह

76

Hindi |

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अलविदा वो हसरतें
जो ज़िन्दगी को हरा दें
मुमकिन है इंसान का
खुदा हो जाना ..

40

Hindi |

God to humans:
Tu karta woh hai jo tu chaahta hai,
par hota woh hai jo Main chaahta hun.
Tu woh kar jo Main chaahta hun,
phir woh hoga jo tu chaahta hai.

233

Hindi

सार्थक और प्रभावी उपदेश वह है, जो वाणी से नहीं,
अपने आचरण से प्रस्तुत किया जाता है। - पं. श्रीराम शर्मा आचार्य

135

Hindi |

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Carry a heart that never hates,
Carry a smile that never fades,
Carry a touch that never hurts,
and always carry a relationship that never breaks.

40

English

If you are not paying
you are  not the customer
but you are the product..

11

English |

Life gives answers in three ways.
It says yes & gives you what you want.
It says no & gives you something better.
It says wait & gives you the best.

11

English

धन्य हो smriti irani serving cabinet माता
तुम्हे सुन कर सिर शर्म से झुक जाता
फर्क और तर्क इंसान करता है
ईश्वर कहीं भी हो केवल प्यार करता है ..
#sabarimala

01

Hindi |

Apne dushman ko hazaar mouqay do ke woh tumhara dost ban jaye.
Lekin...
Apne dost ko ek bhi mouqa na do ke woh tumhara dushman ban jaye.

155

Hindi |

If today were perfect,
there would be no need for tomorrow..

00

English |

A poor man catches a fish, but his wife can't cook due to mehngai...
No gas, no spices, no oil..
Man puts the fish back in river.
Fish shouts-"Hindustaan Zindabad"!

143

Hindi |

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