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मैं बचाता रहा दीमकों से घर अपना
और चंद कुर्सी के कीड़े पूरा मुल्क खा गए..

A Mechanic was removing some engine parts
from a bike when he saw a Heart Surgeon in his shop.
He called the Surgeon and said:
Look at this engine.
I opend its Heart , took the valves out,
repaired and put them back.
So why do I get such a small salary and
you get such a huge sum.?
The Doctor smiled at the Mechanic and
came close to his ear and said:
Try the same thing when the engine is runing..

जो देखता हूँ वही बोलने का आदी हूँ
मैं अपने शहर का सबसे बड़ा फ़सादी हूँ.. - शकील शाह

Never make the same mistake twice,
there are so many new ones to make..
Try a different mistake each day.
Enjoy each day!!

Sometimes its better to bunk a class
and do masti with friends because
today when I look back..
Marks never make me laugh but memories do..!!

Silence is the best answer for all questions.
Smiling is the best reaction in all situations.
Unfortunately
neither of them
helps in interview..

Attitude to LIVE:
Laugh like you have never cried.
Play like you have never lost.
Love like you have never been hurt.
Live like there is no tomorrow.