Wrong is wrong even if everyone is doing it.
Right is right even if no one is doing it..

- Vidhi
40

English |

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Mohammed, a Pakistani child entered his classroom
on the first day of school in USA.
'What's your name?', asked the teacher.
'Mohammed' - answered the kid.
'You are in America now..
From Now your name will be Johnny' - replied the teacher.
In the evening Mohammed returned home.
'How was your day, Mohammed?' - asked his mother.
'My name is not Mohammed. I am in America and
now me name is Johnny'.
'Ah, are you ashamed of your name,
are your trying to dishonour your parents,
your heritage, your religion? Shame on you', and
she beats him. Then she calls his father and
he too beats him.
The next day Mohammed returned to school.
When the teacher saw him with all the bruises she asked
'What happened to you little Johnny?'
'Well Madam, 4 hours after becoming an American..
I was attacked by two Pakistani's..at home..'

10

English

Be grateful that you don't have everything you want!
So that you have the opportunity of being happier tomorrow,
than you are today..!!

01

English |

जीवन में उपर उठते हुए, सभी लोगो से अदब से पेश आये ..!!
क्युंकी नीचे गिरते समय आपको इन लोगो से दुबारा मिलना पड़ेगा ..!!

- Vikas Umrao
124

Hindi |

Sabarimala Mandir par adhikaar jataate
Supreme Court ko aankh dikhaate
Samaanta Ka Adhikaar Modiji Shirdi mein bataate
kaho kaise didi aap darshan paate..

1814

Hindi |

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If God would have carved us
to deliver faster results
then human gestation
could not have been 9 months..

20

English |

A shovel can help you
reap fruits
only if you have got a seed..

00

English |

Spring, summer, and fall fill us with hope;
winter alone reminds us of the human condition. - Mignon McLaughlin

00

English |

A dog has lots of friends because
he wags his tail and not his tongue..

20

English |

All news channels have understood that
we are interested more in number of daily covid cases then
listening to farm bills and farmers protest..

01

English |

Parents always teach their kids not to talk to strangers.
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But the funny thing is that they strictly support arranged marriage ..

00

English |

Mouse was going with his kids.
A cat jumped in front of them.
Mouse shouted, "BOW BOW".
Cat runs away.
Mouse: That's the advantage of learning foreign language!

10

English

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