Girl: Meri ek - ek saans pe dus - dus ladke marte hain.
Boy: To tu koi achcha sa Toothpaste kyon nahi karti paagal..

51

Hindi |
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No visits..
No calls..
No sms..
No emails..
No letters..
No missed calls..
No nothing..
i m worried.....
kya hua?
zoo waalon ne fir se pakad liya kya?????

83

Hindi

Sms ki umeed laga rakhi hai
nazar mobile par tika rakhi hai
battery bhi full charge kar rakhi hai
magar sms aayega kaise
dosti kanjoosoon se jo bana rakhi hai..

72

Hindi |

Kitnagussaaataahaijabkoibinaspaceskesmsbhejtahai
aurkitnamazaataahaijabkoibewakoofaankheinfaadfaad
karussmskopadhnekikoshishkartahai
aurfirmuskuraatahai..

24

Hindi

Kanjuson ka mela laga hai,
prasad mein recharge coupon diya jaa raha hai,
kisi aur ko mat batana,
yeh message sirf selected "KANJUSON" ko bheja Jaa raha hai..

10

Hindi |
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Did i do anything wrong..?
Then why are you avoiding me..?
Atleast remember me once in a week.
It's really hurting me.
with love ,
ur TooThBruSh.

133

English

A rose is always a rose
whether in golden pot or dustbin.
Same way you are always my friend
whether you are in
central jail or mental hospital..

20

English

I am Me
and honey,
that's something
you will never be..

11

English |

DL9CN5875
DL08AS7724
DL03AA2305
DL08EE0026
HR011A0900
PB05AD2001
CH03AA5432
Itne gaur se kya dekh rahe ho?????
Kal subha in sab gaadiyon par kapdaa maar dena.

41

Hindi

Koi ek din select karein

Sunday
Monday
Tuesday
Wednesday
Thursday
Friday
Saturday



Aur us din naha liya karein..

51

Hindi |

What is meant by ABCDEFG..?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl.
GFEDCBA means..?
Girl Forgets Everything Done & Catches new Boy Again.

30

English

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