Girl: Meri Ek - Ek Saans Pe Dus - Dus Quotes

Girl: Meri ek - ek saans pe dus - dus ladke marte hain.
Boy: To tu koi achcha sa Toothpaste kyon nahi karti paagal..

If i was a painter- you would be my Painting..
If i was an author- you would be my Story..
If i was a poet- you would be my Poem..
But unfortunately, i am a cartoonist.

Aap kaise hain,
main yahaan kushal mangal se hun,
ab aapki tabeeyat kaisi hai,
gaaon mein barsaat hui ki nahi,
aur maaji babuji kaise hain,
gudiya ki padhaai ke liye paise ka intezaam hua?
bahu se kehna sabhi ka khayaal rakhe.
abhi zameen ka batwaaraa hua ke nahi.
kajaariya gaai kaisi hai?
chaupaal par kusroo chacha ko mera jai raam kehna.
bitiya ki shaadi ke liye paise jodna shuru kar do,
ab sayaani ho gayi hai.
tumhaaraa dooor ka paas waala dadu.
Jawaab dena.

Who said english is easy Fill these blanks with yes/no:
1. ____, i don't have a brain.
2. ____, i'm stupid.
3. ____, i'm not human, i'm donkey.
SmIlE pLz

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Itne gaur se kya dekh rahe ho?????
Kal subha in sab gaadiyon par kapdaa maar dena.

Galileo: Great mind.
Einstein: Extraordinary mind.
Bill Gates: Brilliant mind.
Me: Master mind.
U: Never mind.

Message na karke dil tor diya mera.
Ab mobile dafna dena.
Kafan na mile to apna rumaal odha dena.
Koi pooche rog kya tha
to nazre jhuka ke apni kanjusi bata dena..