एक बार कुछ बदमाश लड़कों ने College के
नोटिस बोर्ड पर लिख दिया-
" 50 % लडकियाँ बेवकूफ होती हैं "
लड़कियों ने ये देखा तो उन्हें बहुत बुरा लगा
उन्होंने college में हंगामा खड़ा कर दिया ..!!
कॉलेज प्रबंधन ने तुरंत उस नोटिस को निकलवाया
और उसकी जगह नया नोटिस लगवाया -
"50 % लडकियाँ बेवकूफ नहीं होती हैं "
तब जा के लडकियों का गुस्सा शांत हुआ..

- Vikas Umrao
58

Hindi |

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Sometimes i forget to ask how are you??
Sometimes i even miss to say you Hi!
Sometimes i forget to message you.
But it doesn't mean that i forget you..
i m just..
Lazy like you.

01

English

What is meant by ABCDEFG..?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl.
GFEDCBA means..?
Girl Forgets Everything Done & Catches new Boy Again.

30

English

If you have something to say, raise your hand.
Then place it over your mouth.

31

English |

A crime story:
Five friends lived in a room.
There names were Mad, Brain, Fool, Somebody & Nobody.
One day Somebody killed Nobody. That time Brain was bathing.
Mad called Police .
Police : Yes, what's the matter?
Mad: Sir, Somebody killed Nobody.
Police : Are you mad?
Mad: Yes, i am Mad.
Police : Don't you have Brain.
Mad: Sir, Brain is in the bathroom.
Police : You fool.
Mad: Sir, i am Mad,
Fool is reading the message.

41

English

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nahi samajh aaya..?
ulta karke dekho.
Jab seedha nahi samajh aaya to ulta kya khaak samajh aayega.

43

Hindi

Two Great Facts in this World :
Fact 1: You cannot touch your lower lip with your tongue.
Fact 2: After reading fact 1, many idiots would try it.

71

English

Ae Khuda mere dost ko haathi ki taaqat
Sher ki aawaaz
cheete ki speed
aur hiran jaisa sundar roop dena.
.
.
.
.
baaki Khota Dimaag to pehle se uss ke paas hai.

80

Hindi |

It is a fact that when babies are born
Doctors slap their face to make them start
crying n breathing so that their lungs expand.
But there are exceptional cases too,
like your's.
When you were born, the doctor slapped himself.

20

English

पूनम की रात में चाँद बदल जाता है
समय के साथ इंसान बदल जाता है
सोचते हैं कि आपको कभी तंग ना करें
पर सोचते - सोचते ख्याल बदल जाता है ..

51

Hindi |

Bhagwaan teri umar lambi kare!
Bhagwaan teri shaadi jaldi kara de!
Bhagwaan tujhe khush rakhe!
Bhagwaan tujhe barkat de!
Yaad ho gayaa??
TO chal KATORA uthaa aur shuru ho jaa!!!!!!

81

Hindi

Elephant, cow and donkey arguing on
who is the best.
Elephant: I help to move heavy loads.
Cow: I give milk.
Say something, ya ya its ur turn..

20

English

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