Two things define you.
Your patience when you have nothing and
your attitude when you have everything..

30

English |

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Trust is like an eraser,
it gets smaller and smaller
after every mistake..

50

English |

Comparison is the best way to judge our progress.
But not with others,
compare your yesterday with your today.

21

English

Bill Gates give Rs. 50 tip to waiter.
Waiter: Sir, yesterday your son gave Rs. 500 tip and
you gave only 50..?
Bill Gates: He is the son of a millionaire,
I am the son of a farmer..

30

English

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We have fixed Minimum Support Price (MSP) for Farmers.
We have fixed GST & Income Tax slabs.
We have fixed tarrifs for TV channels.
We have fixed fuel prices.
We have TRAI, We have IRDAI.
But we do not have Education Regulatory.
Can we have a per child Fee Calculation Matrix
applicable to all private schools in India:
1. Air Condition Charges - 400 / month
2. Swimming Pool Charges - 100 / month
3. School Bus Charges - 1000 / month
4. Ph.D Teacher Fee - 200 / month
5. Post Graduate Teacher Fee - 100 / month
6. Graduate Teacher Fee - 50 / month
7. E-Classroom / Multimedia Fee - 30 / month
8. Miscellaneous Charges - 20 / month
9. Development Fee - 20 / month
10. Staff Salary - 100 / month
11. 10 percent Fee concession for Girl students.
12. 10 percent Fee concession for Armed and Para-Military Force wards.
13. 10 percent Fee concession for Divyang students.
14. 10 percent Fee concession for EWS category.
15. Minimum 30 percent Teachers need to be Ph.D.
16. Minimum 30 percent Teachers need to be Post Graduates.
17. Minimum 40 percent Teachers need to be Graduates..

03

English |

Holding onto anger is like drinking poison and
expecting the other person to die.

20

English |

Greatness of a person
is not measured by his srtength;
it is how he stands tall
every time he gets knocked down.

00

English

दुश्मनी का सफ़र एक कदम दो कदम
तुम भी थक जाओगे, हम भी थक जाएंगे ..

- Niranjan Morwal

133

Hindi |

The direct use of force is such a poor solution
to any problem,
it is generally employed only by small children
and large nations.
- David Friedman

00

English |

For every minute you are angry,
you lose 60 seconds of happiness.

20

English |

The most selfish one letter word: I - Avoid it.
The most satisfying two letter word: We - Use it.
The most poisonous three letter word: Ego - Kill it.
The most used four letter word: Love - Value it.
The most pleasing five letter word: Smile - Keep it.
The most spreading six letter word: Rumour - Ignore it.

20

English

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