Boss : What do you mean by such language?
Are you the manager here or am I..?
Assisstant: I know I'm not the manager.
Boss : Very well, then, if you're not the manager,
why do you talk like a blamed idiot..?

23

English |

Who said there are awkward situations
there are awkward people too
you just call them Boss ..

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01

English |

Most bosses are only alive because
it is illegal to shoot them.

21

English |

Boss to Santa : Finish this pile of files
and I will get you Employee of the Year.
Santa : Excuse me sir, I am a shy guy,
I don't want to come in lime-light..

20

English |

This employee is depriving a village somewhere
of an idiot.

00

English |

PA: Sir, Aap Office Mein Shaadi Shuda Aadmiyon Ko Hee kyon rakhte hain..?
Boss : Kyonki Unhe Beizzati Sehne ki Aadat Hoti hai.

50

Hindi |

अब तो यह मुल्क भी ग़ुलाम नहीं
ज़रा इत्मीनान से दफ्तर आने दो साहब ..

Now not even this country is slave
let me come to office little late..

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Hindi |

I am without any task
but why are you..

10

English |

What's Self Insult?
Angry Boss : Tumne kabhi suar ka bachcha dekha hai?
Employee(Sar jhuka ke): Nahi Sir!

Boss : Neeche kya dekh rahe ho Idiot?
Meri Taraf Dekho...

152

Hindi |

It is hard to soar with Eagles
when you work with turkeys.

20

English |

Boss : What do you mean by such language?
Are you the manager here or am I..?
Assisstant: I know I'm not the manager.
Boss : Very well, then, if you're not the manager,
why do you talk like a blamed idiot..?

23

English |

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