50Ek kanjoos ke bete ka acident ho gaya.
Dr: Aapke bete ki dono leg katni padegi.
Kanjoos ne apna sir pakad liya
Dr: Kya hua..?
Kanjoos: Kal hi saale ko nayi chappal dilayi thi.
Hindi |
12137Daru se nasha badhta hai
nashe se junoon
junoon se mehnat
mehnat se paisa
paise se izzat
isliye izzat paane ke liye
Daru peena bahut zaroori hai..
Hindi |
00A kid went late for school.
- HARRY
Teacher : Why are you late ?
Kid : Madam, my parents were fighting.
Teacher: So what If they were fighting,
still you could have come on time.
Kid : Actually, my one shoe had been taken by dad and other by mom.
English |
01Rajnikant's attitude as a student:
He got 150 questions in exam saying SOLVE ANY 100!
He solved al 150 and wrote:
RASCALLA ! CHECK ANY 100..
English
22World 's most painful shaayeri ever
full of grief and sorrow:
Dil mein chubhi sui..
dil mein chubhi sui..
dil mein chubhi sui..
........uui uui.
Hindi
00A boy said I Love U to a girl
But
Girl replied: Sorry i Love someone else.
The boy in sad mood looked at the girl & said
Batau tere baap ko..
Hindi |
00चाटी क्यों अम्मा चुम्बक तू
इक दिल्ली गयो दूजा टिम्बकटू ..Details:
These lines are taken from Hotstar VIVO IPL 2019 campaign advertisement. Quite funny and creative #KoiYaarNahiFar..
Hindi |
143Bumper Offer!
Send me an SMS and WIN
10 lac ki car ka photo
32 inch LED TV ka dibba
USA jaanewale plane ko TATA karne ka mauka
aur mere saath Dinner woh bhi aapke ghar par..
So HURRY..! Good Morning ..!
Hindi |
11Today's Top 3 Pakau Shayaries-
1. Teri adao pe main jaun waari waari..
Dial 139 for railway enquiry.
2. Na jine ki aarzu na marne ka khauf..
The number you are trying is currently switched off.
3. Apne ghamon ko bas dil me daba lo..
Naya godrej powder hair dye, Bas kaato gholo aur laga lo.
Hindi |
42Valentines Special
- Tarun Goma
GF = Where R u.?
BF = I'm At "Bank"
GF = I Need 10,000 For New Cell Phone & 5,000 For New Dress.
BF = Sorry, I Mean I'm At BL00D BANK
"KHOON PIYEGI KHOON":p:D
Hindi |
81Ye Mera New No. Hai - 9953723352.
- Vikas Umrao
Plz save kar lena..
Or Haan ek baat suno...
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Maze ki baat to dekho purana bhi yahi hai..
Hindi |
152Life mein chaahe kitne bhi dukh mile, ghum mile,
apne aansu beh jaane dena, unhe rokna mat kyonki..
ruke hue paani mein hi Malaria wale machchar ande dete hain.
Hindi
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