A naughty kid was sitting on the toilet but potty was not coming.
After many efforts he got frustrated and shouted:
Aley aa jaa yaal,
main tujhe khaa thori jaunga..

10

Hindi |
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Marriage involves mathematics for it -
Doubles joys,
Halves sorrows, and
Quadruples expenses.

01

English |

Ek bewafa ki khatir humne jam utha liya....

Fir..

Fir kya..

bread pe lagaya or kha liya!!

Moral: Sabi ashik sharabi ni hote kuch BHUKHE bhi hote hain..

20

Hindi |

Haryanvi Jaat riding a bicycle hits a girl.
Girl: Ghanti nahin maari jaati kya?
Jaat: Re Chori, baawli hai ke?
Poori cycle maar di.. ib ghanti alag se maaru ke???

40

Hindi

A famous inspirational speaker said -
'Best years of my life were spent
in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife !'
Audience was in shock and silence.
He added -
'She was my mother.'
Applause & Laughter.
A top manager tried to crack this at home.
After a drink he said loudly to his wife , in kitchen -
'Best years of my life were spent
in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife !'
Standing for a moment
trying to recall the second half, he finally blurted out -
'I can't remember .'

10

English

I saw a fat person wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it.
I said 'Thyroid problem..?'

10

English |

Akal badam khaane se nahi,
dhoka khane se badhti hai..

24

Hindi |

Fatherhood is great because
you can ruin someone from scratch.
- Jon Stewart

00

English |

Why smart people always say they are busy?
Think.
I will tell you later,
right now i am busy..

00

English

Ek ladke ne ek hasina ko dekh kr arz kiya..

Teri smile me kya chamak hai,

teri smile me kya chamak hai,

wo muskura kar boli.



Bhaiya mere



TOOTHPASTE MAI NAMAK HAI.!

51

Hindi

Customer: Waiter, do you serve pigs..?
Waiter: Please sit down sir, we serve everyone.

31

English |

Do CHUHE Bike pe ghum rahe the...

Tabhi ek SHER ne lift mangi..

To ek CHUHA bike se utar kar bola-

"soch le,

fir teri Maa kahegi ki Gundo ke saath ghum raha tha."

10

Hindi

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