00If Columbus had Girl Friend ,
he might have never discovered America because..
GF: Where are you going..?
With whom..?
How are you going..?
To discover what..?
Why only you..?
What should I do when you are gone..?
Can I come with you..?
When will you be back..?
Where will you stay..?
Will you miss me..?
Columbus: Le meri maa, nahi jata! Khush..!
Hindi
103Ek ladka gadhe ke samne gir gaya.
Ek khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha:
Apne bade bhai ke pair chhu rahe ho..?
Ladka: JI BHABHI JI..
Hindi |
13Sharaab ek aisi beemaari hai jo poore samaaj ko pee jaati hai.
Aao ise milkar khatam karein,
ek bottle tum khatam karo,
ek bottle hum khatam karein.
Hindi
00Every takeoff is optional.
Every landing is mandatory.
English |
40Boy to other boy:-
- Hemant Singh
Why you are flirting that girl, she already has a boy friend ..
Awesome Reply:-
Khali kursi pe to koi bhi baith sakta hai,
dum hai to kisi ko utha ke baitho..
Hindi |
50Wen u read a love msg,
u never think of d person who sent d msg
but u think of d person whom u love d most..
Strange
kharcha kisi ka aur charcha kisi ka..
Hindi
20Cricketer ka beta: Arre dekho maa..
papa sixer per sixer maare jaa rahe hain!!
Maa: Beta theek se dekho..
advertisement hoga.
Hindi
04Ek makhi ek ganje ke sir per baith gayi
to second makhi ne kaha: achcha house khareeda hai.
First makhi ne kaha: abhi toh bas plot hi khareeda hai.
Hindi
20Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
Sam: No sir, I don’t have to, my mom is a good cook.
English |
11Well I have a microphone
and you don't
so you will listen to every damn word
I have to say!
- Adam Sandler
English |
42Valentines Special
- Tarun Goma
GF = Where R u.?
BF = I'm At "Bank"
GF = I Need 10,000 For New Cell Phone & 5,000 For New Dress.
BF = Sorry, I Mean I'm At BL00D BANK
"KHOON PIYEGI KHOON":p:D
Hindi |
90How to sleep faster:
- Vidhi
Decorate your bedroom to look like a classroom..
English |
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