Kisi Ne God Se Poocha: U Gave 2 Eyes, 2 Quotes

Kisi ne God se poocha: U gave 2 eyes , 2 ears, 2 arms,
2 legs, 2 kidney but why only one heart ..?
God said: Arre..dil bhi do diye hain,
bus doosra dhoondna padta hai..

A dog has lots of friends because
he wags his tail and not his tongue..

अगर एक प्राइवेट कंपनी हर तिमाही
अपनी आय का लेखा - जोखा
प्रस्तुत कर सकती है तो फिर
एक प्राइवेट स्कूल क्यों नहीं ?
शिक्षा की आड़ में व्यापार
कब तक सहेगा हिन्दुस्तान ?
जो नेता और पार्टी वोट मांगने आए
उससे पूछना ये सवाल |

Sense of responsibility:
A man goes into library and asks for a
book on suicide. Librarian looks him and
says,
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.
.
.
.
Who will return the Book back!

A bad attitude is like a flat tyre,
you can't go anywhere until you change it..

We cannot do everything at once,
but we can do something at once.

One may conquer a thousand thousand men in battle,
But he who conquers himself alone is the greatest victor. - Gautama, the Buddha