44Really you are marvellous, affectionate, noble, naughty,
unique, natural, nice, intelligent.
In short Mannunni.
Malayalam
40Have you ever seen a monkey wrapped in polythene?
NO???????????
OK then see ur "IDENTITY CARD".
English
51Woh taaza thanda paani,
woh khushboodaar saabun,
bathroom shampoo ki bottle se saja hai,
tum kya jano, dear.......
roz nahaane mein kitna mazaa hai.
Hindi
50I like you,
I like you,
I like you,
I like you,
very much,
I really like you,
Kyunki...........
Gita mein likha hai-
Paap se nafrat karo paapi se nahi.
Hindi
14Ni Ni Sa sa re re sa sa re re
Saaa reee saa ree dha maa pa
dha maa pa dha Nii sa re
ga ma re pa
He He..
bas karo mere Indian Idol..
English |
40Ragging ke waqt ladko ne ek ladki se kaha,
ek sawal ka jawab do.
Patna kaha hai?
Ladki: Bihar mein.
Ladke: Yahi pat jao, itne dooor jaane ki kya zaroorat hai..
Hindi
61Boy: Main keha sohneyo, jutti te badi sohni paai hoi hai.
Girl: Utaaroon kya?
Boy: Main keha pajaami te hor v sohni hai.....
Punjabi
20Who is Hot?
It's U.
Who's Charming?
It's U.
Who's Sweetest?
It's U.
Who's Smart?
It's U.
Who's Darling of Millions?
It's U.
Zyaadaa udo mat, yeh message mujhe aaya tha..
Hindi
01Your brain will be refreshed in the next Five seconds...
5...
4...
3...
2...
1...
LOADING.........
ERROR: No brain detected.
English
20I am happy you are again late
I just now met someone..
English |
24Ek msg roz, keep d friends close,
ek din mein paanch, dosti per na aaye aanch,
ek din mein bees, tu pehle ek to bhej battmeez.
Hindi
2212Lions rule the woods
Eagles rule sky
You too have got a bright future ahead
as Fools rule states
Happy April Fools Day!
English |
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