Munna Bhai: Agar Bina Daanto Waala Kutta Kaat Le To Kya Quotes

Munna Bhai: Agar bina daanto waala kutta kaat le
to kya karne ka..?
Circuit: Bole to..bina sui ke 14 injection lene ka bhai.

Ek baar ek aadmi apni behen ke saath market jaata hai.
beech raaste mein kuch tapori log baithe rehte hain.
Tapori log us aadmi ke saath maal ko dekh kar ek dum se chedte hain,
KYA RAAPCHIK MAAL HAI, KYA BIWI HAI BE,
Woh aadmi ekdum bhadak jaataa hai,
lal peela hara ho jaataa hai,
aur phir chilla kar bolta hai,
ABEY BIWI HOGI TERI, MERI TO BEHEN HAI.

Ab itni night ko apun tere ko
kisi movie ki kahani sunaane ke liye
message to karega nahi.
Common sense ki baat hai ki
tere ko Good Night bolne ka hai.
Chal ludak le..

Top Common Tapori Terms of Everyday Use

Wat le, Khisak le, Kat le, 3-2-11 ho le
are Synonyms which means
to depart politely

Waat lagna, lag gai, means heavy trouble

Satak li, satkeli, hilela are synonyms
which means gone mad.

Bhains ki aankh is used to denote exclamation.

Bidoo means Brother or Friend

Chipak le means to go along

Machchar refers someone with a weak physique

Nikal padi means started earning handsome profits

Raapchik means gorgeous

Khaali-Peeli means without any valid reason

Chameli, Funty means Girl Friend

Khajoor means Idiot..

Oye chikni, apun ko tere sms nahi aa rele
apun ki khopdi bot garam ho reli hai
bole to nikalu kya tera lucky draw
chal jaldi se 2-4 jhakaas msg chipkaa daal
nahi to apun aa rela hai..