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Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhuka-ke sharma-ke galiyon se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Le lo..Bartan

- Murli
40

Hindi |

Munna Bhai to Circuit - Kya kar rela circuit ?
Circuit - Bhai bulb pe baap ka naam likh rela.
Munna - Kaiku ?
Circuit - Bhai, Maa boli baap ka naam roshan karne ka.

8517

Hindi |

Fatherhood is great because
you can ruin someone from scratch.
- Jon Stewart

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English |

Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhuka-ke sharma-ke galiyon se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Le lo..Bartan……

- Hemant Singh

61

Hindi |

Ek Chinti aur Haathi ko Prem ho gaya..
Chinti ke Maa-Baap ne Shaadi se inkar kar diya..
Reason poocha to kaha:
Ladke ke daant Baahar hai!!

82

Hindi

Good News for You !!!
Rent free accomodation (Khana, Peena, Sona, Rehna... sab free)
For more details, JUST DIAL 100

10

Hindi |

A boy called a girl early in the morning.
Boy: You are my baby.. My love .. I love You.
Girl doesn't replied.
Boy: Kuch te bol yaar.
Girl: Sorry phaaji, main swere-swere
jhooth nahi boldi..

- Maano Billi
4513

Punjabi |

The trouble with having an open mind,
of course, is that
people will insist on coming along and
trying to put things in it.
- Terry Pratchett

00

English |

If at first you don't succeed,
destroy all evidence that you tried.

20

English |

I'll admit that the Chinese kids
in math class are pretty smart
but doing it with their eyes closed
that's a bit tricky..

03

English |

Pokémon Go
No need to enter the Darwin Police Station
in order to catch a Sandshrew..

02

English |

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