Kem cho, majama?
tabiyat saari?
baaki anand mangal?
angadi nathi dukhti ne?
aankh pan ok?
magaj baraabar?
kamaal cho yaar..
to paachi SMS karo ne bapa.

59

Hindi

Ek waqt tha aapke sms aise aate the jaise
kisi ne aapki khopri pe pistol rakhi hui hai aur
aapse sms karwa raha hai..
magar ab lagta hai goli maar di..

60

Hindi |

Sohne tusi ho te
Bure asi v ni
Mehlan ch tusi ho te
Sadka te asi v ni.
MSG pad k MSG DA JVAB V NHI DE Rhe.
Kann khol k sun lo je busy tusi ho te
Vehle asi v ni.

12

Punjabi

Sholey film ke Gabbar ne Thaakur ke dono haath kaat diye.
Kya aap jaante ho kyon..?
Kyonki who usko sms nahi karta tha.

31

Hindi

Agar hum-se gussa ho to,
taj mahal ko fodo,
chaar-minaar ko todo,
qutab minar ko modo,
titanic ko fevicol se jodo,
magar humein sms karna na chodo.

53

Hindi

Bulb jagaun naal savera nahi hunda
Batti band hon naal hanera nahi hunda
Malko kade "SMS " vi kar lea karo
Mobile ch number save karna hi bathera ni hunda..

11

Punjabi

Suna hai ki pramod mahajan
ke bhai ne usko goli maar di thi
coz woh usko na call aur na hi msg bhejta tha..
aapka kya khayaal hai..?
msg karoge..? Ya main aa kar miloon..?

20

Hindi

Sunday means
Sote raho
Utho mat
Nahao nahi
Dekhte raho tv
Aaram karo aur
Yaad Karo Humko

10

Hindi

My Smile + My Joy + My Pleasure + My Life +
My Relief + My Honour + My Pride = Your One SMS
Ab socho aapke SMS ki keemat kya hai..

32

Hindi

Congratulations
SMS Na Karne Par
Apko MBA Ki Degre Di Jati Hai.

MBA Bole To
Member of Bhikari Association
Haso Mat Dusre Bhikari Ko Send Karo.:::::

10

Hindi |

Kya hua..SMS factory mein hadtaal hai..?
Ya inbox kangaal hai..ya fir balance ka akaal hai..?
Agar nahi to kyon bura haal hai..
SMS karo tumhaar izzat ka sawaal hai.

31

Hindi

Phool khile, kaliyaan khili,
waah..waah..!!
Phool khile, kaliyaan khili,
ab gulaab ki baari hai.
humne to sms bhej diya..
ab janaab ki baari hai.

03

Hindi

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