40Evolution of man:
Shaadi ke pehle: Hero No. 1
Shaadi ke baad: Coolie No. 1
Shaadi ke pehle: Maine pyaar kiya
Shaadi ke baad: Yeh maine kya kiya
Shaadi ke pehle: Jaaneman mat jaao
Shaadi ke baad: Jaan mat khaao
Shaadi ke pehle: Tum bin raha na jaaye
Shaadi ke baad: Tum ko sahaa na jaaye
Shaadi ke pehle: Kuch to bolo
Shaadi ke baad: Kabhi chup bhi ho jaaya karo
Shaadi ke pehle: I LOVE U
Shaadi ke baad: Aaj fir aaloo
Shaadi ke pehle: Milne kab aaogi
Shaadi ke baad: Maaike kab jaaogi
Hindi
20Ek aadmi sasural gaya.
Uski saas ne saat din tak subha-sham usko
palak ka saag khilaya.
Aathve din poocha kya khaaoge?
Aadmi bola: Khet dikha do,
main khud hi char aaoonga.
Hindi
00Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real
happiness was until I got married; then it was too late.
English
20Son: Dad, when did you go to Egypt?
Dad: Never.
Son: Then where did you get mummy from..?
English
00She got a mudpack and looked great for two days.
Then the mud fell off.
English
10Wife : Darling, today is our anniversary.
What should we do..??
Husband : Let us stand in silence for two minutes.
English
10Young Son: Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of
Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in every country, son.
English
10An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have;
the older she gets the more interested he is in her.
English
00A man was complaining to a friend : "I had it all -
money, a beautiful house, a big car, the love of a
beautiful woman -then, BAM!, it was all gone!"
"What happened?" asked his friend .
"My wife found out..."
English
40Pati: Aaj khane mein kya banaogi?
Patni: Jo tum kaho.
Pati: Daal chawal bana lo.
Patni: Abhi kal hi to khaye the.
Pati: To sabji bana lo.
Patni: Bachche nahi khate.
Pati: Fir keema.
Patni: Mujhe elergy hai.
Pati: Parathe?
Patni: Raat ko parathe kaun khata hai?
Pati: Kadhi?
Patni: Dahi nahi hai.
Pati: Fir kya banaogi?
Patni: Jo tum kaho.
Hindi
00Just think, if it weren't for marriage , men would go
through life thinking they had no faults at all.
English
00Wife to husband : Stop looking at girls..you are married now.
husband : You mean, if i am on a diet..i can't even look at the menu.
English
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