Degrees Of Girls.. B.A. - Beautiful Angel M.B.A. - Married But Available B.L. Quotes

Degrees of Girls..
B.A. - Beautiful Angel
M.B.A. - Married But Available
B.L. - Beautiful Lips
M.B.B.S. - Married But Bekaar Structure
B.D.S. - Beautiful & Damn Sexy

Love letter from Punjaban to Punjabi:
O mere dil de chaen, tere pichhe kutte paen.
Tu luteya mere dil da chaen, Rabb kare taenu keere paen.
Tere nain bade nashile, jiven jhaaru de teele.
Tu mere dil vich eddan vasea, jiven chikkad vich saand faseya.
Jaane-jigar jaane-tamanna, edhar aa teriyan lattan phanna.

A rajasthaani version of
johny-johny yes papa rhyme:
Kallu kallu,
ke baapu,
mitho khaayo,
na baapu,
jhooth boleyo,
na baapu,
jabraa khol,
thu thu thu.

नारी के चक्कर में भूल ना जाना यारी
जब लात मारेगी नारी
तब याद आएगी हमारी
यह मैसेज MBA की तरफ से
M-मर्द , B-बचाओ , A-आंदोलन ..

Naari ke chakkar mein bhool na jana Yaari
jab laat maaregi naari
tab yaad aaegi humaari
Yeh message MBA ki taraf se
M-Mard, B-Bachao, A-Aandolan..

Har nazar ko ik nigaah ka haq hai,
har rooh ko ik aah ka haq hai,
hum bhi dil lekar aaye hain,
humein bhi ik gunaah ka haq hai..

Happy Holi to you,
celebrate with crackers and diyaas and
and get drunk just like i am now!
Merry Christmas once again.
Take care Happy Birthday.

Hey Krishna tu is kalyug mein aa kar to dekh,
tune poora parvat ungli per uthaaya,
apne sir per exams ka pressure uthaa kar to dekh.
tune 18 saal ki umar mein mama kans ko maara,
bin laaden ko haath lagaa kar to dekh.
Tune bhari mehfil mein draupadi ko saare pehnaai,
mallika ko ek jodi kapde pehnaa kar to dekh.
Tune gokul ki 1600 gopiyaan saath mein rakhi,
kalug ki ek ladki pataa ke to dekh.
Hey Krishna tu is kalyug mein aa kar to dekh.