We always hold hands.
If I let go, she shops.

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English
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Santa 's son was filling An Application form..
The form askd abt "MOTHERTONGUE"?
Son: Papa main ethe ki likhu.?
Santa : Likh puttar
Very LONG & UNCONTROLLED.

20

Punjabi

The trouble with being the best man at a wedding
is that you never get to prove it.

00

English

I think one of the greatest things about marriage is
that as both husband and father, I can say anything
I want to around the house.
Of course, no one pays the least bit of attention.

00

English

I married Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.

00

English

Shastro me likha hai ki
pati-patni ek hi gaadi ke do pahiye hain.
Agar dono me se ek bhi kharab ho jaye to gaadi nahi chal sakti.
Moral: STEPNY SAATH RAKHO.

30

Hindi

Bachelors know more about women than married men;
If they didn't, they'd be married too.

10

English

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