A Man, Upon His Engagement, Went To His Father And Quotes

A man, upon his engagement, went to his father and said,
"I've found a woman just like mother!"
His father replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"

Before marriage , a man yearns for the woman he loves.
After marriage , the "y" becomes silent.

Wife : I think, Honey, I'll take one of the children to the park with me.
Which one do you think would go best with this dress..?

Ek aadmi sasural gaya.
Uski saas ne saat din tak subha-sham usko
palak ka saag khilaya.
Aathve din poocha kya khaaoge?
Aadmi bola: Khet dikha do,
main khud hi char aaoonga.

I bought my wife a new car. She called and said,
"There was water in the carburetor." I said,
"Where's the car?"
She said, "In the lake."

WIFE STANDS FOR
1.Worries Invited For Ever
2.With Idiot For Ever
3.Without Information Fighting Everytime
4.Wonderful Item For Enjoyment
5.(Yet Thinking.... ;-)

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America.
The rest cheat in Europe.