26Aankhon mein sharaafat..
Chaal mein nazaakat..
dil mein sachaai..
chehre pe safaai..
Phir kyon na kahe
har ladki..
aapko bhai!!
Hindi
21I can't help it but tell you that
awesome ends with 'me' and
ugly starts with 'u'..
English |
31We need 101 reasons to love someone.
We need just one reason to hate someone.
But to have a friend like you,
I don't need any reason, I can just say:
"Meri matt maari gayi thi.."
Hindi |
21Message na karke dil tor diya mera.
Ab mobile dafna dena.
Kafan na mile to apna rumaal odha dena.
Koi pooche rog kya tha
to nazre jhuka ke apni kanjusi bata dena..
Hindi |
30Please send ur bio data 2 hutch.
You will get a good package.
Plus a chance to come on tv.
Apply soon.
Bcoz hutch ka kutta job per nahi aa rahaa,
nayaa chaahiye..
Hindi
01Hands up! This is a robbery!
Handsome guys, move to the right.
Pretty girls, move left.
Ugly ones, go to the centre.
Hey you, Yes you..Don't pretend to read the sms,
go to the centre.
English
40Teri dosti ki roshni aesi hai ki,
har taraf ujaala nazar aataa hai,
sochtaa hun ghar ki bijli katwaa doo,
kambakht bill bahut aataa hai.
Hindi
1813The Best Brains of the World
are looking for You.
They want to understand
how a Fools mind work.
Happy April Fools Day!
English |
30What is meant by ABCDEFG..?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl.
GFEDCBA means..?
Girl Forgets Everything Done & Catches new Boy Again.
English
00I get so emotional when you are not around.
That emotion is called Happiness.
English |
70Aapki shaan mein arz hai:
nazar bhar ke dekh liya hota
agar tamanna thi daraane ki,
hum yun hi behosh ho jaate
kya zaroorat thi muskuraane ki.
Hindi
44Really you are marvellous, affectionate, noble, naughty,
unique, natural, nice, intelligent.
In short Mannunni.
Malayalam
♥ Recommended for You »
- If You Want To Die Happily Learn To Live; If You ..
- Guy In Pub With Gal Frnd Suddenly He Says I Love U Gal ..
- Special Tea For You I Mixed It With Love And Happiness But ..
- तुमने भी हमें बस एक दिए की तरह समझा था रात ..
- I Have Found The Paradox That If I Love Until It ..
- Love Is The Flower Of Life And Blossoms Unexpectedly And Without ..
- What Is Love? It S When U Hide Tears N Still Care For ..
- Faith Makes All Things Possible Hope Makes All Things Work Love Makes ..
- Jab Jab Unse Milne Ki Umeed Nazar Aai Mere Pairon Mein Zanjeer ..
- Teacher How Many Juice Tetra Packs Can You Buy In ..
लाल बूढ़क्की छू..
anagram quiz
About Us
Our logo expands to iOLdot - Ik Oankaar Lazeez Dimension of Texting which tries to reflect our ideology.
The purpose of this website is to develop a Dimension to Texting through the Aesthetics of Words by providing Unique, Decent, Pleasant, Pure, Gentle, Clean, Refined, Inoffensive Thought Provoking Wisdom Quotes, Funny Jokes, Shayari, Motivational SMS, Greetings, Wishes, Proverbs, Dohe, Love Messages & much more.. We also encourage you to be part of this journey & share your creative content with us. Play your flute here..
What's more
Moderated Content
SMS Rating
Quality Improvement Initiative
On September 13, 2015 we took an initiative towards delivering high quality content. With every Lazeez SMS you will find two thumbs - one for upvote and one to downvote.
You can cast your vote simply by clicking on the thumb icon.